Know your forumite

How old are you? 34
Are you married or single? living with bird
Are you a profesional gambler? profesional loser
If not, what is your occupation? delboy
What is your IQ? sorry cant spell IQ
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? oh yes
What forums do you post on? football , chit chat
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? there all tw@ts
Blondes or brunettes? bald !
Have you ever been in prison? errrrm no coment
Which other forumite do you most respect? anybody who will talk to me
BDO or PDC? the one with the good music , der der der der deerrr etc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? only fools and horses
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? not at the same time coz i usually spill it
Are you a smoker? dirty habit
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? smokers should all be shot
Would you pose nude for £1000? £50 should do it.

why hasn't munch filled this in?

How old are you? - 31
Are you married or single? - married
Are you a profesional gambler? - no
If not, what is your occupation? - accident investigator
What is your IQ? - 152
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? - np
What forums do you post on? - this one occasionally
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? - lib dem
Blondes or brunettes? - brunette
Have you ever been in prison? - just visiting
Which other forumite do you most respect? - not sure
BDO or PDC? - PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? - Blackadder
Are you religious? - no
Do you ever drink and drive? - no
Are you a smoker? - no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? - no
Would you pose nude for £1000? - possibly, depends who for

How old are you? - 53
Are you married or single? - divorced twice
Are you a profesional gambler? - semi
If not, what is your occupation? - retired due to disability
What is your IQ? - don't know
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? - no problem
What forums do you post on? - b/fair, other racing/sports sites
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? - labour or respect
Blondes or brunettes? - no preference
Have you ever been in prison? - no
Which other forumite do you most respect? - Undecided, the King of the competitions forum
BDO or PDC? - PDC (the other doesn't count)
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? - Blackadder
Are you religious? - no
Do you ever drink and drive? - no
Are you a smoker? - ex
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? - no
Would you pose nude for £1000? no

How old are you? 37
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? none of your business
What is your IQ? 145ish
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes
What forums do you post on? soccerball,politics,financials,bloodstock, chitchat
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? only vote local
Blondes or brunettes? either
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? a number of phorumites
BDO or PDC? ???
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? either
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? yes
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes in most, but should be allowed in pubs
Would you pose nude for £1000? yes

Doesn't this contravene the forum rules?

Anyway:

How old are you? - 46
Are you married or single? - Married
Are you a profesional gambler? - No
If not, what is your occupation? - Part time web bloke and DHSS scrounger
What is your IQ? - Dunno, I'm clever-ish
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? - Yes
What forums do you post on? - This one
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? - Dave
Blondes or brunettes? - Hole and a heartbeat TBH
Have you ever been in prison? - Yes
Which other forumite do you most respect? - Masters for his humour, Tommy Toes as a gent
BDO or PDC? - Haven't a clue.
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? - FT
Are you religious? - Absolutely not. Cause of ALL evil in the world
Do you ever drink and drive? - Nope, don't drink alcohol at all.
Are you a smoker? - Nope
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? - Yes, but not in pubs
Would you pose nude for £1000? - Yes.

How old are you? Not really sure but pretty old.
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? No
If not, what is your occupation? Private Detective
What is your IQ? Ive no idea
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Never tried
What forums do you post on? None apart from racing general betting chit chat politics darts financials snooker and football.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Nobody its too cold to go out.
Blondes or brunettes? Blondes
Have you ever been in prison? Yes ( i went home at the end of visiting though)
Which other forumite do you most respect? Do Wah Diddy
BDO or PDC? BDO of course
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Blackadder
Are you religious? Yes and No
Do you ever drink and drive? No
Are you a smoker? Not Now
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Not as it stands no
Would you pose nude for £1000? Absolutely. Id do it for a fiver

Have you ever been in prison? yes

CANARYBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do tell :)

Please fill in the following form so we can get to know everybody a bit better.

How old are you? YES
Are you married or single? YES
Are you a profesional gambler? YES
If not, what is your occupation? YES
What is your IQ? WHAT IS MY IQ?
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? ONLY WHEN THE TUBE IS NOT ON MY TODGER
What forums do you post on? YES
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? NOT OLD ENOUGH
Blondes or brunettes? NEVER BEEN THAT LUCKY- COLLAR CUFFS HAVE NEVER MATCHED
Have you ever been in prison? LIFE IS A PRISON
Which other forumite do you most respect?
BDO or PDC? ABC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? RACIST
Are you religious? YES- IN AN APPATHETIC SORT OF WAY
Do you ever drink and drive? NO NO AND THRICE NO
Are you a smoker? SILLY QUESTION
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? I OUGHT TO- I FRAMED THE LAW
Would you pose nude for £1000? AGAIN?

How old are you? 20
Are you married or single? Single
Are you a profesional gambler? No, just a hobby
If not, what is your occupation? work in administration and accounts
What is your IQ? not sure
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? easily
What forums do you post on? I own Labs Chat, i have followers there
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Labour
Blondes or brunettes? Both
Have you ever been in prison? lol, not yet
Which other forumite do you most respect? i like and respect most, favourites are probably Mr Eboue, Larrence, Steptoes, bhoys
BDO or PDC? PDC anyday
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? FT
Are you religious? I believe in God, but dont go to church
Do you ever drink and drive? I drink, i drive, but not together
Are you a smoker? No, never
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? Where would you like me ?

annie. 07 Jan 18:04

Have you ever been in prison? yes

CANARYBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do tell :)



whatever happened annie, he's not gay!

nosy people on here

Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? ffs certainly not


out of interest, yella, which do you think is worse?

How old are you? 32
Are you married or single? Single
Are you a profesional gambler? Not any more
If not, what is your occupation? Retail Management
What is your IQ? High, but common sense non existent
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? No
What forums do you post on? This One
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Conservative
Blondes or brunettes? Anything with nice tits
Have you ever been in prison? No
Which other forumite do you most respect? alun2005
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers
Are you religious? Atheist
Do you ever drink and drive? Did once about ten years ago. never again.
Are you a smoker? No
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? Not unless they made sure the staple was over my privates

munch man 07 Jan 17:36
Would you pose nude for £1000?
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I wondered what was behind this !!
Cheques already on the way to the YES's.. ?? :D :D

thegame 07 Jan 18:11

Would you pose nude for £1000? Not unless they made sure the staple was over my privates
=================
From what a certain Lady was telling us , it would most certainly hide everything :^0

btw --saw her in W.H.Smiths earlier buying a stapler :0 :0

Easter 1916 07 Jan 18:08
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? ffs certainly not


out of interest, yella, which do you think is worse?

:^0

quite right!

How old are you? 30

Are you married or single? Single

Are you a profesional gambler? No

If not, what is your occupation? Revenue officer

What is your IQ? 126 according to facebook

Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Almost

What forums do you post on? Chit-chat, occasionally football

If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Labour

Blondes or brunettes? Both

Have you ever been in prison? No

Which other forumite do you most respect? none

BDO or PDC? I don't know what that is

Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers

Are you religious? No

Do you ever drink and drive? No, not ever

Are you a smoker? Yes

Do you support the smoking ban in public places? No

Would you pose nude for £1000? Depends who offered

How old are you? 55
Are you married or single?married
Are you a profesional gambler?no
If not, what is your occupation?farmer/landowner
What is your IQ?some say not that high
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape?yes
What forums do you post on?bloodstock
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for?tory
Blondes or brunettes?brunettes
Have you ever been in prison?once long time ago
Which other forumite do you most respect?hearts No1
BDO or PDC?no idea
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder?hate them both
Are you religious?no
Do you ever drink and drive?has been known
Are you a smoker?not now
Do you support the smoking ban in public places?no i do not
Would you pose nude for £1000?why not it might be fun

How old are you? 56
Are you married or single? Married
Are you a profesional gambler? Depends how one spells proffesionnal
If not, what is your occupation? Semi-retiredish
What is your IQ? 146 in1974
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Nope!
What forums do you post on? chit/polly-ticks/genbet
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? TORIES RULE OKAY
Blondes or brunettes? Gentlemen Prefer
Have you ever been in prison? No
Which other forumite do you most respect? Many thinkers
BDO or PDC? Que?
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty T.
Are you religious? ATHEIST
Do you ever drink and drive? Never
Are you a smoker? Yes
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Mostly yes - BUT
Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes - I'm a nudist anyway!

BDO or PDC

a lot of people struggling with this imo

How old are you? 46
Are you married or single? Single
Are you a profesional gambler? Was once
If not, what is your occupation? Very secrative
What is your IQ? No idea
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? No
What forums do you post on? Here, Football, Greyhounds,Horses
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Blues
Blondes or brunettes? Blondes
Have you ever been in prison? No
Which other forumite do you most respect? Slippy Blue
BDO or PDC? Neither
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers
Are you religious? No
Do you ever drink and drive? Never
Are you a smoker? No
Do you support the smoking ban in public places- yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? Def

Secretive *

How old are you? 47
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? no, very unprofessional imo
If not, what is your occupation? amateur gynaecologist
What is your IQ? no idea, probably between 120-140
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? who can't ffs?
What forums do you post on? chitchat, footy, horses
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? greens
Blondes or brunettes? both
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? all of them apart from the ones who are obviously t.wats
BDO or PDC? neither, darts is shyte imo
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? neither, prefer victor lewis-smith any day
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? not any more
Are you a smoker? not any more
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? wholeheartedly
Would you pose nude for £1000? I don't get out of bed for less than 5k

Joe Jordan 07 Jan 18:13
thegame 07 Jan 18:11

Would you pose nude for £1000? Not unless they made sure the staple was over my privates
=================
From what a certain Lady was telling us , it would most certainly hide everything :^0



Lol Joe, class.

How old are you? 28
Are you married or single? engaged
Are you a profesional gambler? god know i just dnt get gambling at all
If not, what is your occupation? full time mum at mo
What is your IQ? high enough
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes i can indeedy
What forums do you post on? this one
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for?no one
Blondes or brunettes? like the bald look
Have you ever been in prison? nope
Which other forumite do you most respect? ohh um not sure
BDO or PDC? what's this?
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? neither boths **e
Are you religious? nope
Do you ever drink and drive? nope
Are you a smoker?yes
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? no
Would you pose nude for £1000? hell yes

Come on -


ladycakes69 07 Jan 20:10
How old are you? 28
Are you married or single? engaged
Are you a profesional gambler?
If not, what is your occupation? HGV driver

nope afraid not , i can't even drive

How old are you? 41
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? business man
What is your IQ? higher than average
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? nope
What forums do you post on? this one and 2 football ones
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? no-one
Blondes or brunettes? both at the same time please
Have you ever been in prison? yep
Which other forumite do you most respect? a few of em
BDO or PDC? pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty
Are you religious? nope
Do you ever drink and drive? nope
Are you a smoker? yep
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yep
Would you pose nude for £1000? nope

Lots of middle aged people on here.

Far too many for my liking actually.

yeah everyone old on here , no young one's like my self :)

ladycakes69 07 Jan 20:10

Would you pose nude for £1000? hell yes

Maybe the pro gamblers could have a whip round ;)

for a blanket ?

lmao abitofinterest

:d

yeah god would shock the lot of you :)

How old are you? 42
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? highflyer
What is your IQ? dunno
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? nah
What forums do you post on? horses football chat taikai
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? SNP
Blondes or brunettes? big ti tt ies
Have you ever been in prison? nope
Which other forumite do you most respect? all the quizerers and funnies
BDO or PDC? pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? the towers
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? defo
Would you pose nude for £1000? i would for a score

Mc Moonbeam 07 Jan 20:31


ladycakes69 07 Jan 20:10

Would you pose nude for £1000? hell yes

Maybe the pro gamblers could have a whip round




a bitofinterest 07 Jan 20:32


for a blanket ?



A genuine laugh out loud for me there.

How old are you? post contains invalid data. please try later.
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? one day, rodney... one day.
If not, what is your occupation? tech. support engineer.
What is your IQ? 141 last time I looked.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? easy peasy
What forums do you post on? lots.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? dave something....
Blondes or brunettes? any..
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? quite a few, no names leap out at me.. maybe do wah, makes me smile.
BDO or PDC? SCFC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? both, a tie.
Are you religious? not at all.
Do you ever drink and drive?
Are you a smoker? now and then.
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? all but pubs, should have used a bit of discretion.
Would you pose nude for £1000? who do I pay?

I cant be asked to type all out that malarkey.

I'm 24, Not religious, would votte labour and would easily post naked for a bag of sand.

missed out...

Do you ever drink and drive? no chance.

How old are you? 49
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? Telephone betting operatorWhat is your IQ? average
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes
What forums do you post on? horses,greyhound,football,chit-chat
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? LabourBlondes or brunettes? not bothered Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? lukehart/cubone
BDO or PDC? pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers
Are you religious? defo no
Do you ever drink and drive? dont drive,but i drink
Are you a smoker? deffo no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? a big yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? i would do it for £250

Chit Chat seems to be swamped with geniuses.

How old are you? 36
Are you married or single? single again
Are you a profesional gambler? part time
If not, what is your occupation? accountant
What is your IQ? 141
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? no
What forums do you post on? chitchat, your comps, horseracing
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? tory
Blondes or brunettes? blondes
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? undecided (that's his username)
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? blackadder
Are you religious? slightly
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? i'm liberal
Would you pose nude for £1000? yes

How old are you? 36 :(
Are you married or single? single :(
Are you a profesional gambler? I can't lie, no, but I do make a profit :)
If not, what is your occupation? Credit controller.
What is your IQ? Not sure, but I guess above average.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes. Has anyone said no? :0
What forums do you post on? Quite a few, mainly footy and poker.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Lib Dem.
Blondes or brunettes? I'm not fussy. Can't afford to be!
Have you ever been in prison? no!
Which other forumite do you most respect? Vornander.
BDO or PDC? Not bothered tbh.
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Both very good.
Are you religious? Hell no!
Do you ever drink and drive? No way!
Are you a smoker? Never had one in my life! ( :0 )
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Should have brought it in years ago.
Would you pose nude for £1000? Mmm, below my normal rate......but yes, there's a recession on :p

How old are you? 26
Are you married or single? Got a girlfriend
Are you a profesional gambler? No hoping to be soon though
If not, what is your occupation? Plumber
What is your IQ? God knows
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes
What forums do you post on? Only this
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? None of them, they're all **g useless
Blondes or brunettes? Brunette
Have you ever been in prison? No but i was arrested in connection with a murder charge
Which other forumite do you most respect? Marychain1
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Neither
Are you religious? Only if im losing a bet
Do you ever drink and drive? Yes
Are you a smoker? Yes
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes

u want sum u post on footie forum :)

Sorry i thought he meant other forums apart from betfair.

I post on Football, Darts, Horse Racing, Boxing, Tennis, Other Sports, General Betting and Chit Chat

How old are you? 36
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? labourer
What is your IQ? dunno
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? no
What forums do you post on? chitchat/horseracing
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for?
Blondes or brunettes? brunette
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? larence
BDO or PDC? pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty towers
Are you religious? yes
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker?no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places?yes
Would you pose nude for £1000?no

How old are you? 37
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? lawyer
What is your IQ? 163
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes
What forums do you post on? on here and Specials
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? I am in a safe Labour seat, so there is no point in voting
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? all equally
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Neither. Both are overrated.
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? it depends

How old are you? 48 (but you'd never guess :) )
Are you married or single? Together
Are you a profesional gambler? Yes, but the pay's not good :(
If not, what is your occupation? variable
What is your IQ? between 150 and 155, and I don't believe some of the scores being claimed!!
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes
What forums do you post on? 99% on here and very occasionally Politics, Gen betting, golf, horse racing.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Hate them all, but probably Lib Dem
Blondes or brunettes? Gingers
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? I've met lots I respect, and guess there are a couple more I respect but haven't yet met.
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? both OK
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? not really
Are you a smoker? not really
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? not really
Would you pose nude for £1000? Different rates for different angles for me :)

GT 07 Jan 20:38
What forums do you post on? horses football chat taikai

:^0

STUDYFORM 07 Jan 22:57
Do you ever drink and drive? not really

True, he spills it down his shirt :)

How old are you? 39
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? yes
If not, what is your occupation? above
What is your IQ? unsure
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? no
What forums do you post on? football,chit chat,general
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? no-one
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes ,but generally like both if attractive lol
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? to many too name
BDO or PDC? not a massive darts fan lol
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? not a great fan of either
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? only small amounts
Are you a smoker? no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? noooo

I NEVER drive over the limit.
To clarify.

STUDYFORM 07 Jan 22:57

How old are you? 48 (but you'd never guess :) )
Are you married or single? Together



are you the brummie off the prudential ad from a few years back?

How old are you? 35
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? both in my profession and as a hobby ;)
If not, what is your occupation? trader
What is your IQ? 156
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? ive never tried ill get back to you
What forums do you post on? football, and here and us sports
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? tories if i did
Blondes or brunettes? redheads
Have you ever been in prison? nope
Which other forumite do you most respect? how can you respect a name on a screen?
BDO or PDC? pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? blackadder
Are you religious? i used to be a long time ago but not now
Do you ever drink and drive? i dont drive and never will
Are you a smoker? yes
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? not anymore than i wouldnt want cars banned because of the harmful (to the envirnment and animals) emmissions
Would you pose nude for £1000? mrs bgp most certainly wouldnt allow it and i dont need it enough to keep it a secret :)

How old are you? 31
Are you married or single? Single
Are you a profesional gambler? No
If not, what is your occupation? Model
What is your IQ? 90
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Sure
What forums do you post on? chit chat, football, politics
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Not political
Blondes or brunettes? shaved
Have you ever been in prison? Only as part of a photo shoot
Which other forumite do you most respect? Cannyman
BDO or PDC? Not sure, maybe (anything once)
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty
Are you religious? No!
Do you ever drink and drive? Never as it's against my religion
Are you a smoker? Only looks wise
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? No
Would you pose nude for £1000? All the time - do it 9 times and it's almost 8k in your pocket

Go on then Munch Man.

How old are you? Forty.
Are you married or single? Single.
Are you a profesional gambler? No.
If not, what is your occupation? Retired.
What is your IQ? Not sure.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes.
What forums do you post on? Snooker, Darts, Poker, Financials, Politics and Chit Chat.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? The Green Party.
Blondes or brunettes? I change my mind on this regularly. Today, I'll say brunettes.
Have you ever been in prison? Yes.
Which other forumite do you most respect? I show equal respect to all forumites, good and bad.
BDO or PDC? PDC.
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers.
Are you religious?
Do you ever drink and drive? No, but I'd be lying if I said never.
Are you a smoker? No.
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes.
Would you pose nude for £1000? No.

When do I get my free vouchers?

How old are you? 21
Are you married or single? Single
Are you a profesional gambler? No
If not, what is your occupation? Student
What is your IQ?
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes
What forums do you post on? Cricket, Tennis, Football, Chit Chat, Irish Sports
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Nobody
Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
Have you ever been in prison? No
Which other forumite do you most respect? lfcking but he's not around anymore. Steptoes Yard is a great lad.
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers (just)
Are you religious? Yes
Do you ever drink and drive? Hmmmm. Done it once yes.
Are you a smoker? No
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? No
Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes

How old are you? 28
Are you married or single? 5 wives
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? High Court Judge
What is your IQ? 210
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes
What forums do you post on? Chit chat & poker
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? My Party
Blondes or brunettes? Brunette
Have you ever been in prison? Does school count?
Which other forumite do you most respect? Myself
BDO or PDC? AA
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Nightingales
Are you religious? no
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? No

Sounds like a great bit of fun :-)
How old are you? 27
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? Yes
If not, what is your occupation?
What is your IQ? 114
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? No
What forums do you post on? chit chat/greyhounds
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? BNP
Blondes or brunettes? Not fussed.
Have you ever been in prison? Yes only for 6 hours though.
Which other forumite do you most respect? checkboxes
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawtly Towers
Are you religious? Atheist
Do you ever drink and drive? No
Are you a smoker? No
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes

How old are you? 29
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? unemployed at moment
What is your IQ? 128
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes
What forums do you post on? chit chat, darts and football
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Tories
Blondes or brunettes? Blondes
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? Quite a few, except Canary boy as to get respect, you have to give respect.
BDO or PDC? pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Blackadder
Are you religious? no, but I believe in ghosts
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? Only when I drink
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? no
Would you pose nude for £1000? I'd pose topless, but not nude as I have a funny shaped todger.

How old are you? As old as the last women I felt, who was 38
Are you married or single? Neither-ish
Are you a profesional gambler? I wish! Was a fairly decent judge once, no longer!
If not, what is your occupation? Shovel monkey/ Landscaper at the moment
What is your IQ? No idea, but not high. I isn't edumacated.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? I can do miracles with my tongue
What forums do you post on? Here, football, formerly horse racing.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? I'd want to vote Green, think about Lib Dem but would ultimately screw up the paper.
Blondes or brunettes? Don't care - eyes and smile are what I notice.
Have you ever been in prison? No
Which other forumite do you most respect? There are a few good eggs, Do Wah for comedy and GT always seems a decent fellow.
BDO or PDC? No contest
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Both classic
Are you religious? Agnostic pretty much
Do you ever drink and drive? No, and I'd shoot those that do
Are you a smoker? No
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Only where there are kids or food is being served.
Would you pose nude for £1000? I'd do it for a couple of pints

annie will be dripping when she see your 6th answer hrh.

How old are you? 21

Are you married or single? Single

Are you a profesional gambler? No

If not, what is your occupation? Work for the DWP

What is your IQ? Last time I did one of those joke tests on the internet it was 138 or so

Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes

What forums do you post on? Football, cricket, chit-chat

If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? I am a small-state liberal and currently don't believe any party in the UK adequately represents my views. If I was German I would vote FDP, they are closest to representing my political beliefs

Blondes or brunettes? Blondes. Although hot redheads are better than blondes, but blondes are better than ugly redheads

Have you ever been in prison? No

Which other forumite do you most respect? The intelligent ones. Can never remember any names

BDO or PDC? PDC

Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Both great, Blackadder just wins though

Are you religious? No

Do you ever drink and drive? No, but having grown up in a rural area I do believe context comes into play a bit. If it's a trusted mate who's a careful driver giving me a lift using quiet roads after 2 pints it's not so much of a problem.

Are you a smoker? Yeh, 6 or 7 a day. Need to quit.

Do you support the smoking ban in public places? I didn't at the time, but in hindsight I was wrong. Smoking areas outside clubs are great to meet girls.

Would you pose nude for £1000? Yeh, I'm not sure anyone would want to look though.

:) It's true mate - I'm a lizard

i visited alcatraz last year annie

How old are you? 29
Are you married or single? Single
Are you a profesional gambler? No
If not, what is your occupation? Online sales
What is your IQ? no idea really, somewhere between 120-130 maybe
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? No
What forums do you post on? Chit Chat
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? None of them
Blondes or brunettes? Depends which has the bigger knockers
Have you ever been in prison? No, but reckon its a matter of time
Which other forumite do you most respect? Pokermonster, Nirvana, JJ
BDO or PDC? PDC, cos the other is a joke!
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers
Are you religious? Not at all
Do you ever drink and drive? No, im t-total
Are you a smoker? No
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes, id ban it completely
Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes, would do it for free if any ladies wanna male model

Seem to be a lot of criminals on this forum

Which other forumite do you most respect? Quite a few, except Canary boy as to get respect, you have to give respect

:^0

Also, PMSL at abitofinterest's balnket commment

How old are you? 31
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? sports arbitrage
What is your IQ? 141
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? no
What forums do you post on? tennis/general/chit chat
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? none of them
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? rob dylan
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers
Are you religious? No
Do you ever drink and drive? It has happened in the past
Are you a smoker? No
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? No

must be the highest average IQ of all forums in the world bar mensa on here

im also not amazed at the number of single men on here lol

Single just means unmarried imo.Well that is what I took it to mean!

I'm never getting married, I know that for sure B-)

How old are you? 26
Are you married or single?.....
Are you a profesional gambler?no
If not, what is your occupation?........
What is your IQ?very high of course
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape?wouldn't you like to know
What forums do you post on?stalk me and see
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for?Australian Labor Party
Blondes or brunettes?brunettes
Have you ever been in prison?no
Which other forumite do you most respect?dan chipowski
BDO or PDC?pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder?frasier
Are you religious?a bit
Do you ever drink and drive?i only do one of them
Are you a smoker?sometimes
Do you support the smoking ban in public places?yes
Would you pose nude for £1000?if you can find a wide angle lense...

good response thank you. i shall collate the information later. some things stand out - not surprising everybody claims to be so clever, but the most surprising is how many people have done time! i was expecting one, maybe two.

and i see i have attracted TWO tribute threads. what an honour!

How old are you? 57
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? building industry
What is your IQ? i like to think above average but don't know
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? no
What forums do you post on? golf, chit chat
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? tory
Blondes or brunettes? blondes
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? andy murray
BDO or PDC? pdc
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty towers
Are you religious? yes
Do you ever drink and drive? no
Are you a smoker? yes
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes
Would you pose nude for £1000? no

going back to the iq thing - how does everybody know? they take an online one, do it in a book, or what?

i suppose so.

They make it up judging by some of the scores.

How old are you? 44.
Are you married or single? Married.
Are you a profesional gambler? No, but I fund several.
If not, what is your occupation? It says 'Author' on my passport, but I lied about my height too.
What is your IQ? I've no idea.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes.
What forums do you post on? Chit Chat, North American.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? CPB
Blondes or brunettes? No preference.
Have you ever been in prison? Many, many times, but they usually let me out the same day.
Which other forumite do you most respect? You're joking.
BDO or PDC? BDO.
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers.
Are you religious? No.
Do you ever drink and drive? No.
Are you a smoker? The occasional cigar.
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes.
Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes, in the certain knowledge I would be offered 100 times that amount to get dressed again immediately.

How old are you? 40
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? betting office cashier, manager and jt owner
What is your IQ? not a clue, low id say
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? stupid question
What forums do you post on? chit, irish, footie, usa and horse
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? dont vote, never did
Blondes or brunettes? dead heat
Have you ever been in prison? never
Which other forumite do you most respect? DO WA DIDDY
BDO or PDC? the one on SKY
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty NAP!!
Are you religious? a little
Do you ever drink and drive? non drinker
Are you a smoker? non smoker
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? YES
Would you pose nude for £1000? NO

Easter 1916 08 Jan 13:37
going back to the iq thing - how does everybody know? they take an online one, do it in a book, or what?

MENSA - 1991 - on my 40th birthday.
I landed quite a few bets in my local when I passed.
And my best score watching University Challenge was 23, but that was many years ago, struggle to get to 10 these days.

60
married
semi
courier
no
none of them all**
both
no
cool eddy
fawlty
no
no
yes
yes

How old are you? 39
Are you married or single? single
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? Sadly not working at the moment, working on it :p
What is your IQ? Normal
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape?wouldn't you like to know
What forums do you post on? chit chat, horse, football, greyhounds,darts
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? No one they are all bad as each other
Blondes or brunettes? Blondes
Have you ever been in prison? no
Which other forumite do you most respect? So many good people around on here, can't favour people ;)
BDO or PDC? PDC
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers
Are you religious? No
Do you ever drink and drive? No
Are you a smoker? Occassional
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? No
Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes and give it to charity ;)

Good luck all :)

How many of these still around ?

How old are you? 48
Are you married or single? married
Are you a profesional gambler? no
If not, what is your occupation? tree surgeon
What is your IQ? dunno
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? sort of
What forums do you post on? cricket, footy, chit chat, politics
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? ukip
Blondes or brunettes? long blonde
Have you ever been in prison? not yet
Which other forumite do you most respect? too many to mention. Even the ones I disagree with would be good to meet. Most on here are good eggs I reckon.
BDO or PDC? neither
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty towers by a head.
Are you religious? Spiritual, supporter of the christian tradition.
Do you ever drink and drive? maybe 1 pint
Are you a smoker? no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes, I think it was an incredible change.
Would you pose nude for £1000? no.

52
signal
pass
egg shell repairer
0
acdc
financials
Mrs May
blond - with a suntan
no
ron the ruskie
BDO or PDC? pass, as I don't know either
Blackadder
Not religious, per se but yes.
often
yup
absolutely
I'd pose nude for £10

^ from each viewer, afore ye get yer hopes up!

How old are you? 50
Are you married or single? Divorced, have a girlfriend.
Are you a profesional gambler? No.
If not, what is your occupation? I own a letting agency in London.
What is your IQ? Not sure, I do OK in pub quizzes usually.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Most definitely.
What forums do you post on? Chit chat, horse racing, rugby union and football when Crystal Palace are playing.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Conservative.
Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes with big brown eyes.
Have you ever been in prison? Never.
Which other forumite do you most respect? Too many to mention but if I had to pick one forumite over the last 16 years I would pick Clarkson.
BDO or PDC? No idea what that question means.
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers by a distance.
Are you religious? Atheist, I was excused R.E.at school as I refused to get involved in religion.
Do you ever drink and drive? Never.
Are you a smoker? Yes and no, I can go months not smoking and it doesn't bother me but sometimes have an e-cig every now and then.
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Most definitely.
Would you pose nude for £1000? No, I'm not that desperate for a grand so no.

I'm going to have to up my "posing nude" fee to £10,000 ...

How old are you? 47
Are you married or single? Married with three kids.
Are you a profesional gambler? Gambler and bookmaker.
If not, what is your occupation? Gambler and bookmaker.
What is your IQ? I have never had it tested but I'm sure I would be in the 'genius' percentile.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yep.
What forums do you post on? Chit chat, horse racing, cricket and occasionally football.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Conservative.
Blondes or brunettes? Blonde.
Have you ever been in prison? Never.
Which other forumite do you most respect? Not sure about 'respect' but I have very similar interests and music taste to Screamingbeneaththewaves.
BDO or PDC? Neither.
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Both.
Are you religious? Atheist.
Do you ever drink and drive? Never.
Are you a smoker? Yes, about 10 Malboro Red a day although I tell my wife it's only about 3 or 4.
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Of course not.
Would you pose nude for £1000? No. Like Slippy says, don't need the money and probably wouldn't do it for a million.

How old are you? On borrowed time
Are you married or single? Married
Are you a profesional gambler? No
If not, what is your occupation? Unpaid domestic appliance operative, chauffeur, bag carrier and children's entertainer.
What is your IQ? Too modest to post it on here
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Just tried and er, no
What forums do you post on? Cricket and Chit chat
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Conservative
Blondes or brunettes? It's all in the mind
Have you ever been in prison? Many times as a visitor
Which other forumite do you most respect? Everyone who is still here, Dstyle in particular, Vel and Zorro
BDO or PDC? Can someone decipher these, please?
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers
Are you religious? Religion is both the curse and opiate of mankind, so No
Do you ever drink and drive? I don't drink alcohol
Are you a smoker? Have never smoked
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes, it brings on my asthma and is a nuisance to others.
Would you pose nude for £1000? Don't need the money, so No

How old are you? I am not old at all.
Are you married or single? neither.
Are you a profesional gambler? depends upon your definition of professional.
If not, what is your occupation? see above
What is your IQ? depends which online test I take.
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? does this make a person special
What forums do you post on? football-chit chat-tennis occassionally on the rare occurace a match thread is made for one.
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? I have never voted, it wouldn't make a difference.
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes who dye their hair blonde.
Have you ever been in prison? no.
Which other forumite do you most respect? there are 3 or 4 whose posts nail every arguement/debate/point in hand, i.e. they are well balanced and unbiased which is all you can ask.
BDO or PDC? what is this ?
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty towers, blackadder is overrated, middle class pap.
Are you religious? no, born a free spirit.
Do you ever drink and drive? yes, water.
Are you a smoker? no
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? 100% and it should be extended to ALL public places, i.e the streets, why should I have to breath in other people's dirty habits ?
Would you pose nude for £1000? a easy choice between money and dignity.....MONEY.... no I wouldn't.

Please fill in the following form so we can get to know everybody a bit better.

How old are you? Okay
Are you married or single? 41
Are you a profesional gambler? Don't make me laugh
If not, what is your occupation? No
What is your IQ? I sell stuff on the internet
Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? About 120
What forums do you post on? Depends on the shape of the tube
If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Chit Chat
Blondes or brunettes? Not Theresa May
Have you ever been in prison? You don't know when the lights are out
Which other forumite do you most respect? Slade
BDO or PDC? Tommy Toes
Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Don't know the difference
Are you religious? Fawlty Towers
Do you ever drink and drive? Not so you'd notice
Are you a smoker? My hands shake too much
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? I used to but I stopped
Would you pose nude for £1000? If people want it, who am I to say no?

I'm surprised at how high your IQ is.

Do you ever drink and drive? Not so you'd notice
Are you a smoker? My hands shake too much
Do you support the smoking ban in public places? I used to but I stopped
Would you pose nude for £1000? If people want it, who am I to say no?



Brilliant. Quite brilliant.