Who is the naughtiest bird you've ever had in the sack?

ill tell you when i get one.

:D

Cheryl Cole for me....

why would u want to know this howdi?

W@nk bank Howdi?

too many to remember,some you just dont forget!

Daley 07 Jan 21:34


W@nk bank Howdi?

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evening howdi - susan from manchester

Her name was Miss B.Haviour

cynthia pain

Kim

annie

annie

miss oakley

hearts :)

trish from bradford,in a bookies too.hmmmm trish

a nurse who was a shoplifter

a nurse who wasn't a shoplifter

No point in telling you. You wouldn't know any of them. :)

but which one was the naughtiest SF ?

jan from 35 years ago was the noisiest...one summer sunday afternoon my parents were away..windows open in bedroom..she was well on her way when i suddenly noticed all the parents in the road were calling there children in....

their

Wife number 2

Wife number 2

FFS !!!

Is wife number 2 the same woman ?

I hope so we have been married 12 years !

I got divorced from number 2 in 1980 :^0

Canadians are filthy

wife no 7 ..very pleasing

A lot of my exes would smoke after sex so I tend to go a lot slower theses days.

I never talk to my wife during sex - unless I've got my mobile handy.

I've been meaning to talk to you about those phone calls. Would you mind not phoning her until I've finished? Thanks in advance.

80 wood pigeon in a sack

fantastic casserole!!!

good to see ladycakes back, wonder if Howdi is still servicing her?

I've whittled it down to 10. I think devices are gonna have to play a part now!

i_agree_with_nick 26 Aug 16 14:48 Joined: 21 May 10 | Topic/replies: 8,587 | Blogger: i_agree_with_nick's blog
I never talk to my wife during sex - unless I've got my mobile handy.




big charlies No 1

In the same vein I always laugh when I recall one of Joan Rivers one liners.
She said "My sex life is great, I just wish I had someone to share it with".

There was actually 2 of them. Picked them up in a Blackpool bar, circa '80. Couldn't believe my luck. 2 chicks in one bed. The following morning after they departed I noticed £20 had gone from my wallet. Very naughty.

Saw yer name Kenny and thought "We're gonna be here all night".

£20 kenny

indian chicks be a £5

lol, that's the only time I've "paid" for it.

For a measly score, I'd guess they were trans

That the going rate crags?

in 1980, yes

They were actually lesbians, although I didn't know at first. Reckoned they'd missed their last bus to Preston. Met them in Lucy's bar, opposite Yates's near the North Pier. Thought it looked abit dodgy ffs.

crags pimping

I can get you guys annie and MD for a bullseye, but they have stipulated rear action only.

Be quick, this BOGOF will not last long.

Be quick, this BOGOF will not last long.

Neither will you crags when the girls read that.

borrowed time for cragsy

I reckon Lynsey Hipgrave is a nice girl.

How dare you, crags.  You really are a first class creep.  Now you are even including Diva in your vile posts.

I have rang betfair about you crags, I am spitting blood.

I thought it was quite funny

pmsl

Me thinks that 'annie' protests too much

Can't recall who was the dirtiest but I've been with a few stinkers in my time.

annie.    28 Aug 16 18:55 
I have rang betfair about you crags, I am spitting blood.

should've called a fackin ambulance. for me.

The naughtiest bird from my memory was a lass called Sarah...

She once taped over MOTD with a repeat of Bergerac.

I was underchuffed.

I am happy to report that have all been naughty but if one deserves the title of naughtiest then it would have to be a lady of mixed race. A religious lady too.
In her veins ran a mixture that included blood from France , Portugal , Hawaii and the Cherokee nation. She was as hot as any woman that I have had the pleasure to come across , if you will excuse the expression.

My topless board girl when I was a betting shop manager in the 70's

those were the days stinky bucket 10 Rothmans everyone happy

i met a girl in nightclub in Benidorm at around 3am,think it was called Cafe Benidorm, was totally wrecked from drinking all inclusive all day,

Cathy from Liverpool around early 30s, started dancing and chatting, bought each other a drink, she told me she worked out twice a day had a great body, probably the best looking girl ive had.

Finally managed to persuade her to come back to my hotel must be around 4am, security guard wouldnt let her in to start with had to bung him 50 euros to let her in, finally got her Cathy in my room well what a night not gonna devludge to much, she left in the morning and never saw her again, but will never forget that night or Cathy.

Sounds like her and security guard were in cahoots

She was probably in league with all the security guys in local hotels. There's a word for your scouse bint and it begins with a p

I like you crags, ignore the knockers.

Some Welsh bird. I travelled with her for 3 weeks and I can't even remember her name now. I do remember she liked Rumpelmintz though

And I like you Slippy, and your knockers

The last Welsh woman that I had was a squirter, that was the only interesting thing about her though.

Two french girls ...
Nicola and Genvieve (two Bi french girls) ...I was the "meat" in the sandwich...

I bet you didn't know which way to turn !

They'd finished with me (knackered) within about 5 minutes ....then carried on for another hour or so !
Two lovely looking girls as well...Oohh La La..

I will have great difficulty sleeping face downwards tonight Ron,lucky b****r !

I've had a few that could be described as naughty but the craziest scenario was 4 or 5 years ago when I was having a 3way with a couple and while I was ******* the wife her husband had his hand round her throat in a 'choke' and I couldn't help having the bizarre thought that if he didn;t release his grip at the right moment and it all ended in tragedy could I be charged and if so what with ???

Reynard ...
knowing how the Police fantasise in these sort of situations - you'd probably be charged with "murder" ...and ritualistic rape !
I can just see the headlines now mate ..

Never mind the sack ...how about in a Car ?
This is some years ago ...so here I was driving home in my lovely white XJS ...nice barmy summers evening about 1-30 in the morning. I see a girl walking along (between Towns) ..As I drifted past she waved at me...so I pulled up...put the passenger side window down and said "missed the last bus ?"
No she said ..it's alovely evening ..I'm just out for a walk...Oooh (she said) I like your Car can I get in ?
As she got in short skirt, stocking Tops ...she was about 24 ish ...lovely looking girl.
Yeah ..(I said) no problem get in ...where would you like to go ?
She then said ..do you know a place where all the "courting couples go to ?"
Yes I said ...she then says - well take me there then ! (Christ I've scored)
So we pull up ...have a good grope and a snog ...I then get in the passenger side with her ...put the seat right back and I commence sh agging her (god she was wet) ...next minute puts her hand round on my b um ...and sticks two fingers up my h arse !!!!!???? made me **** straight away ...
What a night to remember ..

you were spoilt ron you should try it in a Fiat 125 (pulled calf muscle) or an Austin Allegro (cracked head), neither were mine by the way.

Vehicles or injuries?

vehicles Jack

"you were spoilt ron you should try it in a Fiat 125"
Burton ..I think I managed it once in a mini...

WHAT A JUVENILE SET OF CRETINS YOU ARE . I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO POST.

says he who constantly targets poor old thommo

'nice barmy summers evening'    yet non of the barmy folk on here pulled you up on it. Rockinron


it's 'balmy' btw ... but your story is barmy

Worrying thread when John Terry takes is taking moral high ground imo

gestapo crags

Don't be so fooking stupid

take yer jack boots off then

Got to laugh at anyone saying.. barmy summers evening.. ffs. It would be barmy not to.

or.. balmy not too

who is interested in all you has beens?

who is on the nest right now is what counts

trouble is - I have had too much to eat and drink (again) and am enjoying myself of holiday ha ha

good luck to all

getting board of Lumley tbf

If you ask me nicely ...
I'll tell you about the time I got "aquainted"... with a prissy "Jehovas Witness" at Box Hill.
Now that's a story ....