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Howdi
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Report nelson_muntz January 7, 2010 8:32 PM GMT
ill tell you when i get one.
Report Howdi January 7, 2010 8:33 PM GMT
:D
Report The Leopard January 7, 2010 8:33 PM GMT
Cheryl Cole for me....
Report ladycakes69 January 7, 2010 8:34 PM GMT
why would u want to know this howdi?
Report Daley January 7, 2010 8:34 PM GMT
W@nk bank Howdi?
Report Prima Donna January 7, 2010 8:36 PM GMT
too many to remember,some you just dont forget!
Report Howdi January 7, 2010 8:39 PM GMT
Daley 07 Jan 21:34


W@nk bank Howdi?

REPORTED.
Report The Dragon January 7, 2010 8:40 PM GMT
evening howdi - susan from manchester
Report Putitinabox&sellit January 7, 2010 8:41 PM GMT
Her name was Miss B.Haviour
Report GT January 7, 2010 8:42 PM GMT
cynthia pain
Report annie. January 7, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
Kim
Report ladycakes69 January 7, 2010 9:14 PM GMT
annie
Report ladycakes69 January 7, 2010 9:14 PM GMT
annie
Report Hearts.no1 January 7, 2010 9:14 PM GMT
miss oakley
Report ladycakes69 January 7, 2010 9:16 PM GMT
hearts :)
Report snoozedoggydog January 7, 2010 9:17 PM GMT
trish from bradford,in a bookies too.hmmmm trish
Report BurtSaddo. January 7, 2010 9:17 PM GMT
a nurse who was a shoplifter
Report curious-cat January 7, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
a nurse who wasn't a shoplifter
Report STUDYFORM January 7, 2010 9:46 PM GMT
No point in telling you. You wouldn't know any of them. :)
Report curious-cat January 7, 2010 9:48 PM GMT
but which one was the naughtiest SF ?
Report plainlazy January 7, 2010 9:49 PM GMT
jan from 35 years ago was the noisiest...one summer sunday afternoon my parents were away..windows open in bedroom..she was well on her way when i suddenly noticed all the parents in the road were calling there children in....
Report plainlazy January 7, 2010 9:49 PM GMT
their
Report Big Charlie January 7, 2010 10:05 PM GMT
Wife number 2
Report panglima January 7, 2010 10:07 PM GMT
Wife number 2
Report panglima January 7, 2010 10:07 PM GMT
FFS !!!
Report curious-cat January 7, 2010 10:09 PM GMT
Is wife number 2 the same woman ?
Report panglima January 7, 2010 10:10 PM GMT
I hope so we have been married 12 years !
Report Big Charlie January 7, 2010 10:12 PM GMT
I got divorced from number 2 in 1980 :^0
Report logikal January 7, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
Canadians are filthy
Report tictacman1 January 7, 2010 10:40 PM GMT
wife no 7 ..very pleasing
Report i_agree_with_nick August 26, 2016 2:42 PM BST
A lot of my exes would smoke after sex so I tend to go a lot slower theses days.
Report i_agree_with_nick August 26, 2016 2:48 PM BST
I never talk to my wife during sex - unless I've got my mobile handy.
Report Gallivanter August 26, 2016 2:55 PM BST
I've been meaning to talk to you about those phone calls. Would you mind not phoning her until I've finished? Thanks in advance.
Report mobo August 26, 2016 2:58 PM BST
80 wood pigeon in a sack

fantastic casserole!!!
Report Burton-Brewers August 26, 2016 3:59 PM BST
good to see ladycakes back, wonder if Howdi is still servicing her?
Report sheppy123 August 26, 2016 8:56 PM BST
I've whittled it down to 10. I think devices are gonna have to play a part now!Cool
Report Capt__F August 26, 2016 11:56 PM BST
i_agree_with_nick 26 Aug 16 14:48 Joined: 21 May 10 | Topic/replies: 8,587 | Blogger: i_agree_with_nick's blog
I never talk to my wife during sex - unless I've got my mobile handy.

Grin


big charlies No 1
Grin
Report akabula August 26, 2016 11:59 PM BST
In the same vein I always laugh when I recall one of Joan Rivers one liners.
She said "My sex life is great, I just wish I had someone to share it with".
Report kenny mann August 27, 2016 12:02 AM BST
There was actually 2 of them. Picked them up in a Blackpool bar, circa '80. Couldn't believe my luck. 2 chicks in one bed. The following morning after they departed I noticed £20 had gone from my wallet. Very naughty.
Report akabula August 27, 2016 12:04 AM BST
Saw yer name Kenny and thought "We're gonna be here all night". Wink
Report Capt__F August 27, 2016 12:06 AM BST
£20 kenny GrinGrinGrinGrin

indian chicks be a £5
Report kenny mann August 27, 2016 12:07 AM BST
lol, that's the only time I've "paid" for it.
Report crags August 27, 2016 12:19 AM BST
For a measly score, I'd guess they were trans
Report akabula August 27, 2016 12:21 AM BST
That the going rate crags?
Report crags August 27, 2016 12:22 AM BST
in 1980, yes
Report akabula August 27, 2016 12:25 AM BST
Cool
Report kenny mann August 27, 2016 12:26 AM BST
They were actually lesbians, although I didn't know at first. Reckoned they'd missed their last bus to Preston. Met them in Lucy's bar, opposite Yates's near the North Pier. Thought it looked abit dodgy ffs.
Report Capt__F August 27, 2016 12:27 AM BST
crags pimping
Report crags August 27, 2016 12:32 AM BST
I can get you guys annie and MD for a bullseye, but they have stipulated rear action only.

Be quick, this BOGOF will not last long.
Report akabula August 27, 2016 12:35 AM BST
Be quick, this BOGOF will not last long.

Neither will you crags when the girls read that.
Report Capt__F August 27, 2016 12:35 AM BST
borrowed time for cragsy
Report crags August 27, 2016 12:36 AM BST
Scared
Report i_agree_with_nick August 28, 2016 11:59 AM BST
I reckon Lynsey Hipgrave is a nice girl. Plain
Report annie. August 28, 2016 6:36 PM BST
How dare you, crags.  You really are a first class creep.  Now you are even including Diva in your vile posts.
Report annie. August 28, 2016 6:55 PM BST
I have rang betfair about you crags, I am spitting blood.
Report Makybe_Diva August 28, 2016 7:02 PM BST
I thought it was quite funny Plain
Report the.mad.dog.man August 28, 2016 7:06 PM BST
pmsl
Report crags August 28, 2016 7:39 PM BST
Love
Report crags August 28, 2016 7:41 PM BST
Me thinks that 'annie' protests too much Wink
Report Clouseau August 28, 2016 7:43 PM BST
Can't recall who was the dirtiest but I've been with a few stinkers in my time.
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales August 28, 2016 7:59 PM BST
annie.    28 Aug 16 18:55 
I have rang betfair about you crags, I am spitting blood.


should've called a fackin ambulance. for me.
Report Injera August 28, 2016 8:18 PM BST
The naughtiest bird from my memory was a lass called Sarah...

She once taped over MOTD with a repeat of Bergerac.

I was underchuffed.
Report Dan Chipowski August 28, 2016 8:45 PM BST
LaughLaugh
Report dunlaying August 28, 2016 9:36 PM BST
I am happy to report that have all been naughty but if one deserves the title of naughtiest then it would have to be a lady of mixed race. A religious lady too.
In her veins ran a mixture that included blood from France , Portugal , Hawaii and the Cherokee nation. She was as hot as any woman that I have had the pleasure to come across , if you will excuse the expression.
Report mini me August 28, 2016 11:09 PM BST
My topless board girl when I was a betting shop manager in the 70's
Report Capt__F August 28, 2016 11:56 PM BST
those were the days stinky bucket 10 Rothmans everyone happy
Report Fashion Fever August 29, 2016 12:47 AM BST
i met a girl in nightclub in Benidorm at around 3am,think it was called Cafe Benidorm, was totally wrecked from drinking all inclusive all day,

Cathy from Liverpool around early 30s, started dancing and chatting, bought each other a drink, she told me she worked out twice a day had a great body, probably the best looking girl ive had.

Finally managed to persuade her to come back to my hotel must be around 4am, security guard wouldnt let her in to start with had to bung him 50 euros to let her in, finally got her Cathy in my room well what a night not gonna devludge to much, she left in the morning and never saw her again, but will never forget that night or Cathy.
Report crags August 29, 2016 12:53 AM BST
Sounds like her and security guard were in cahoots Wink
Report crags August 29, 2016 1:04 AM BST
She was probably in league with all the security guys in local hotels. There's a word for your scouse bint and it begins with a p Laugh
Report SlippyBlue August 29, 2016 9:44 PM BST
I like you crags, ignore the knockers.Happy
Report Hank Hill August 29, 2016 10:24 PM BST
Some Welsh bird. I travelled with her for 3 weeks and I can't even remember her name now. I do remember she liked Rumpelmintz though Laugh
Report crags August 29, 2016 10:50 PM BST
And I like you Slippy, and your knockers Grin
Report crags August 29, 2016 10:53 PM BST
The last Welsh woman that I had was a squirter, that was the only interesting thing about her though.
Report Rockinron September 2, 2016 12:57 PM BST
Two french girls ...
Nicola and Genvieve (two Bi french girls) ...I was the "meat" in the sandwich...Wink
Report curious-cat September 2, 2016 1:41 PM BST
I bet you didn't know which way to turn !
Report Rockinron September 2, 2016 7:54 PM BST
They'd finished with me (knackered) within about 5 minutes ....then carried on for another hour or so !
Two lovely looking girls as well...Oohh La La..Happy
Report treetop September 2, 2016 8:37 PM BST
I will have great difficulty sleeping face downwards tonight Ron,lucky b****r !
Report Reynard September 2, 2016 9:37 PM BST
I've had a few that could be described as naughty but the craziest scenario was 4 or 5 years ago when I was having a 3way with a couple and while I was ******* the wife her husband had his hand round her throat in a 'choke' and I couldn't help having the bizarre thought that if he didn;t release his grip at the right moment and it all ended in tragedy could I be charged and if so what with ??? Whoops
Report Rockinron September 4, 2016 10:59 AM BST
Reynard ...
knowing how the Police fantasise in these sort of situations - you'd probably be charged with "murder" ...and ritualistic rape !
I can just see the headlines now mate ..ShockedShockedShocked
Report Rockinron September 4, 2016 11:36 AM BST
Never mind the sack ...how about in a Car ?
This is some years ago ...so here I was driving home in my lovely white XJS ...nice barmy summers evening about 1-30 in the morning. I see a girl walking along (between Towns) ..As I drifted past she waved at me...so I pulled up...put the passenger side window down and said "missed the last bus ?"
No she said ..it's alovely evening ..I'm just out for a walk...Oooh (she said) I like your Car can I get in ?
As she got in short skirt, stocking Tops ...she was about 24 ish ...lovely looking girl.
Yeah ..(I said) no problem get in ...where would you like to go ?
She then said ..do you know a place where all the "courting couples go to ?"
Yes I said ...she then says - well take me there then ! (Christ I've scored)
So we pull up ...have a good grope and a snog ...I then get in the passenger side with her ...put the seat right back and I commence sh agging her (god she was wet) ...next minute puts her hand round on my b um ...and sticks two fingers up my h arse !!!!!???? made me **** straight away ...SurprisedSurprisedSurprised
What a night to remember ..Happy
Report Burton-Brewers September 4, 2016 11:42 AM BST
you were spoilt ron you should try it in a Fiat 125 (pulled calf muscle) or an Austin Allegro (cracked head), neither were mine by the way.
Report Jack Hacksaw September 4, 2016 11:43 AM BST
Vehicles or injuries?
Report Burton-Brewers September 4, 2016 11:48 AM BST
vehicles Jack Laugh
Report Jack Hacksaw September 4, 2016 11:50 AM BST
Laugh
Report Rockinron September 4, 2016 11:51 AM BST
"you were spoilt ron you should try it in a Fiat 125"
Burton ..I think I managed it once in a mini...Wink
Report JohnTerry September 4, 2016 1:01 PM BST
WHAT A JUVENILE SET OF CRETINS YOU ARE . I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO POST.
Report Golden Fleece September 4, 2016 1:48 PM BST
says he who constantly targets poor old thommo
Report crags September 4, 2016 4:53 PM BST
'nice barmy summers evening' Laugh   yet non of the barmy folk on here pulled you up on it. Rockinron


it's 'balmy' btw ... but your story is barmy Wink
Report Micky Finn September 4, 2016 11:09 PM BST
Worrying thread when John Terry takes is taking moral high ground imo
Report Capt__F September 4, 2016 11:11 PM BST
gestapo crags
Report crags September 4, 2016 11:15 PM BST
Don't be so fooking stupid Crazy
Report Capt__F September 4, 2016 11:24 PM BST
take yer jack boots off then
Report crags September 4, 2016 11:33 PM BST
Got to laugh at anyone saying.. barmy summers evening.. ffs. It would be barmy not to.

or.. balmy not too Crazy
Report mobo September 4, 2016 11:34 PM BST
who is interested in all you has beens?

who is on the nest right now is what counts
Report mobo September 4, 2016 11:35 PM BST
trouble is - I have had too much to eat and drink (again) and am enjoying myself of holiday ha ha

good luck to all
Report Capt__F September 4, 2016 11:35 PM BST
getting board of Lumley tbf
Report Rockinron September 5, 2016 8:31 PM BST
If you ask me nicely ...
I'll tell you about the time I got "aquainted"...Wink with a prissy "Jehovas Witness" at Box Hill.
Now that's a story ....Tongue OutTongue OutTongue Out
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