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sparkmaster.
06 Jan 10 21:39
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Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

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By:
a bitofinterest
When: 06 Jan 10 21:41
judge pert buttocks will show no leniency imho
By:
cunnybobbler
When: 06 Jan 10 21:41
oh i thought this was one of the proverby joke things.
ya know like man who walks through door sideways is going to bangkok.
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 06 Jan 10 21:41
gotta love the OP's opening gambit B-)
By:
age 21
When: 06 Jan 10 21:41
me two cunny :(
By:
everythings gone green
When: 06 Jan 10 21:44
The donkey can't have been much of a looker if he lasted two months.
By:
BillKiller
When: 06 Jan 10 21:45
he had lost touch with his solicitors

I'm not surprised. Some of those donkeys can kick like a mule.
By:
orioles
When: 06 Jan 10 21:45
Political correctness gone mad. I mean, who of us hasn't, in an idle moment ...
By:
Win only - Sp only
When: 06 Jan 10 21:46
tony adams was not impressed
By:
BillKiller
When: 06 Jan 10 21:49
I've often put money on a horse that was buggered.
By:
zilzal1
When: 06 Jan 10 22:09
Everything O backs seems to be well Fcuked
By:
JOCI Club
When: 06 Jan 10 22:26
Do they wear donkey jackets?
By:
yorky
When: 06 Jan 10 22:31
how come its taken so long to come to court, bit dodgy being charged 10 years later
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 06 Jan 10 22:37
Agreed, it's taken donkeys years.
By:
yorky
When: 06 Jan 10 22:38
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL i will line em up you put em away
By:
JOCI Club
When: 06 Jan 10 22:44
...THISTLES.....
By:
Big Charlie
When: 06 Jan 10 22:56
I recall a case of a man in a field in Beckton, east London, standing on a milk or beer crate to sh@g a horse.

A local female resident phoned the police. :)

She was none too pleased when her report appeared in the local rag, ad verbatim, part of which was :

I was watching from my kitchen window, It was disgusting, after fifteen minutes I called the police.

:^0
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 06 Jan 10 23:01
Fifteen minutes? That's almost, weirdly, impressive!
By:
golfnut
When: 06 Jan 10 23:04
Win only - Sp only 06 Jan 22:46


tony adams was not impressed

LOL CLASSIC REPLY......
By:
den perry
When: 06 Jan 10 23:06
I remember when I was about 15 we were skipping school and caught a bloke getting a blowy off his greyhound. but the clever thing is he had the dog in four wellingtons so it couldn't run off
By:
Tex AxiLe
When: 06 Jan 10 23:11
When i first arrived in Jersey in the early 70s , the Headline in local paper was Man in court on bestiality charge , evidently was caught stuck up a cow, his defense was " the cow backed into me " I thought at the time what a place this is , LOL .. also in same paper there was a for sale advert for a Fifteen foot clinker, now where i came from a clinker was something completely different .
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 06 Jan 10 23:16
Kid at my school was caught sh*gging a dog. Naturally we were sympathetic about it. Just barked a lot when he walked past.
By:
den perry
When: 06 Jan 10 23:17
was his name Keith Laird?
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 06 Jan 10 23:18
lol, no. Pete something or other.
By:
den perry
When: 06 Jan 10 23:19
he got off though....couldn't get the alsation to testify lol
By:
golfnut
When: 06 Jan 10 23:19
Guy walkin around a Zoo with wife and 8 year old son.....

son...whats that hangin under that Donkey Mum?
mum..ummm....its his tail son....
son.....no no Mum... under its tummy MUm............
Mum....ummm...its nothing son nothing!....ask your Dad....


son....Dad!....What is that hangin under the Donkey?..not its tail,i mean under its tummy?
dad.... eh!.....i dn know ask yer muvver....
son...but i did ask her Dad
dad...yer!...what she say den?
son....she said it was nothing Dad.....

dad...Yer dats the trouble wiv yer muvver son...shes bin fkin spoilt!....

Well i liked it....took me fkin ages too....one finger typist!..
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 06 Jan 10 23:20
lol
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 07 Jan 10 19:39
Ahem
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