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sparkmaster.
06 Jan 10 20:39
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Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.
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Report a bitofinterest • January 6, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
judge pert buttocks will show no leniency imho
Report cunnybobbler • January 6, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
oh i thought this was one of the proverby joke things.
ya know like man who walks through door sideways is going to bangkok.
Report Hearts.no1 • January 6, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
gotta love the OP's opening gambit B-)
Report age 21 • January 6, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
me two cunny :(
Report everythings gone green • January 6, 2010 9:44 PM GMT
The donkey can't have been much of a looker if he lasted two months.
Report BillKiller • January 6, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
he had lost touch with his solicitors

I'm not surprised. Some of those donkeys can kick like a mule.
Report orioles • January 6, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
Political correctness gone mad. I mean, who of us hasn't, in an idle moment ...
Report Win only - Sp only • January 6, 2010 9:46 PM GMT
tony adams was not impressed
Report BillKiller • January 6, 2010 9:49 PM GMT
I've often put money on a horse that was buggered.
Report zilzal1 • January 6, 2010 10:09 PM GMT
Everything O backs seems to be well Fcuked
Report JOCI Club • January 6, 2010 10:26 PM GMT
Do they wear donkey jackets?
Report yorky • January 6, 2010 10:31 PM GMT
how come its taken so long to come to court, bit dodgy being charged 10 years later
Report sparkmaster. • January 6, 2010 10:37 PM GMT
Agreed, it's taken donkeys years.
Report yorky • January 6, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL i will line em up you put em away
Report JOCI Club • January 6, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
...THISTLES.....
Report Big Charlie • January 6, 2010 10:56 PM GMT
I recall a case of a man in a field in Beckton, east London, standing on a milk or beer crate to sh@g a horse.

A local female resident phoned the police. :)

She was none too pleased when her report appeared in the local rag, ad verbatim, part of which was :

I was watching from my kitchen window, It was disgusting, after fifteen minutes I called the police.

:^0
Report sparkmaster. • January 6, 2010 11:01 PM GMT
Fifteen minutes? That's almost, weirdly, impressive!
Report golfnut • January 6, 2010 11:04 PM GMT
Win only - Sp only 06 Jan 22:46


tony adams was not impressed

LOL CLASSIC REPLY......
Report den perry • January 6, 2010 11:06 PM GMT
I remember when I was about 15 we were skipping school and caught a bloke getting a blowy off his greyhound. but the clever thing is he had the dog in four wellingtons so it couldn't run off
Report Tex AxiLe • January 6, 2010 11:11 PM GMT
When i first arrived in Jersey in the early 70s , the Headline in local paper was Man in court on bestiality charge , evidently was caught stuck up a cow, his defense was " the cow backed into me " I thought at the time what a place this is , LOL .. also in same paper there was a for sale advert for a Fifteen foot clinker, now where i came from a clinker was something completely different .
Report sparkmaster. • January 6, 2010 11:16 PM GMT
Kid at my school was caught sh*gging a dog. Naturally we were sympathetic about it. Just barked a lot when he walked past.
Report den perry • January 6, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
was his name Keith Laird?
Report sparkmaster. • January 6, 2010 11:18 PM GMT
lol, no. Pete something or other.
Report den perry • January 6, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
he got off though....couldn't get the alsation to testify lol
Report golfnut • January 6, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
Guy walkin around a Zoo with wife and 8 year old son.....

son...whats that hangin under that Donkey Mum?
mum..ummm....its his tail son....
son.....no no Mum... under its tummy MUm............
Mum....ummm...its nothing son nothing!....ask your Dad....


son....Dad!....What is that hangin under the Donkey?..not its tail,i mean under its tummy?
dad.... eh!.....i dn know ask yer muvver....
son...but i did ask her Dad
dad...yer!...what she say den?
son....she said it was nothing Dad.....

dad...Yer dats the trouble wiv yer muvver son...shes bin fkin spoilt!....

Well i liked it....took me fkin ages too....one finger typist!..
Report sparkmaster. • January 6, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
lol
Report sparkmaster. • January 7, 2010 7:39 PM GMT
Ahem
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