another joke

man...i think everyone is ganging up on me
SPLAT !!

Man; doctor i've broken my arm in three places. Doctor; stop going to those places

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As soon as I went in to see the doctor he said......lie on the couch, I said is it serious.........he said ...no I just want to sweep up

I don't trust doctors, ......................................................most of the people they know have something wrong with them!

doctor i think im invisable,
"next"

I went to see him this morning , he said , i haven't seen you for a while , i said , i know , i've been ill .

Doctor ..To cure your ompotence with your wife you need to be fitter you should walk at least 3 miles every day ..give me a ring in 2 weeks and we can discuss how its going and re-assess the situation then ..

2 weeks later
Ring Ring

doctor" AAAAhh hello Mr Jackson are you doing that exercise I reccomended ?"
Patient " Yes Doc , every day as you suggested "
Doctor " Oh good , and hows the sex with your wife going now ? "
Patient " I don't know Doc , I'm over 40 miles from home !! "

knock knock
who's there
idunnup
idunnupwho
gawd no need to** yourself its only me!

9 reg out of 100

11 out of 15, for me

0 out of a thousand, for me :(

Sorry reg, it is a girl thing. We do not tend to laugh at bodily function jokes.