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starship
07 Jan 10 13:17
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man...i think everyone is ganging up on me
doctor.., quick, he is in here

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Joe Jordan
When: 07 Jan 10 13:21
man...i think everyone is ganging up on me
SPLAT !!
By:
boxingthefox
When: 07 Jan 10 13:21
Man; doctor i've broken my arm in three places. Doctor; stop going to those places
By:
Lies, DamnLies, and Statistics
When: 07 Jan 10 13:23
2
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boxingthefox
When: 07 Jan 10 13:23
As soon as I went in to see the doctor he said......lie on the couch, I said is it serious.........he said ...no I just want to sweep up
By:
boxingthefox
When: 07 Jan 10 13:24
I don't trust doctors, ......................................................most of the people they know have something wrong with them!
By:
SIR DEREK TROTTER
When: 07 Jan 10 13:26
doctor i think im invisable,
"next"
By:
custardcream64
When: 07 Jan 10 13:26
I went to see him this morning , he said , i haven't seen you for a while , i said , i know , i've been ill .
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 07 Jan 10 13:27
Doctor ..To cure your ompotence with your wife you need to be fitter you should walk at least 3 miles every day ..give me a ring in 2 weeks and we can discuss how its going and re-assess the situation then ..

2 weeks later
Ring Ring

doctor" AAAAhh hello Mr Jackson are you doing that exercise I reccomended ?"
Patient " Yes Doc , every day as you suggested "
Doctor " Oh good , and hows the sex with your wife going now ? "
Patient " I don't know Doc , I'm over 40 miles from home !! "
By:
LOCHINVAR
When: 07 Jan 10 13:28
knock knock
who's there
idunnup
idunnupwho
gawd no need to** yourself its only me!
By:
Capt__F
When: 07 Jan 10 14:35
9 reg out of 100
By:
Big Charlie
When: 07 Jan 10 14:56
11 out of 15, for me
By:
annie.
When: 07 Jan 10 15:00
0 out of a thousand, for me :(
By:
annie.
When: 07 Jan 10 15:17
Sorry reg, it is a girl thing. We do not tend to laugh at bodily function jokes.
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