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starship
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man...i think everyone is ganging up on me
doctor.., quick, he is in here
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Report Joe Jordan • January 7, 2010 1:21 PM GMT
man...i think everyone is ganging up on me
SPLAT !!
Report boxingthefox • January 7, 2010 1:21 PM GMT
Man; doctor i've broken my arm in three places. Doctor; stop going to those places
Report Lies, DamnLies, and Statistics • January 7, 2010 1:23 PM GMT
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Report boxingthefox • January 7, 2010 1:23 PM GMT
As soon as I went in to see the doctor he said......lie on the couch, I said is it serious.........he said ...no I just want to sweep up
Report boxingthefox • January 7, 2010 1:24 PM GMT
I don't trust doctors, ......................................................most of the people they know have something wrong with them!
Report SIR DEREK TROTTER • January 7, 2010 1:26 PM GMT
doctor i think im invisable,
"next"
Report custardcream64 • January 7, 2010 1:26 PM GMT
I went to see him this morning , he said , i haven't seen you for a while , i said , i know , i've been ill .
Report Joe Jordan • January 7, 2010 1:27 PM GMT
Doctor ..To cure your ompotence with your wife you need to be fitter you should walk at least 3 miles every day ..give me a ring in 2 weeks and we can discuss how its going and re-assess the situation then ..

2 weeks later
Ring Ring

doctor" AAAAhh hello Mr Jackson are you doing that exercise I reccomended ?"
Patient " Yes Doc , every day as you suggested "
Doctor " Oh good , and hows the sex with your wife going now ? "
Patient " I don't know Doc , I'm over 40 miles from home !! "
Report LOCHINVAR • January 7, 2010 1:28 PM GMT
knock knock
who's there
idunnup
idunnupwho
gawd no need to** yourself its only me!
Report Capt__F • January 7, 2010 2:35 PM GMT
9 reg out of 100
Report Big Charlie • January 7, 2010 2:56 PM GMT
11 out of 15, for me
Report annie. • January 7, 2010 3:00 PM GMT
0 out of a thousand, for me :(
Report annie. • January 7, 2010 3:17 PM GMT
Sorry reg, it is a girl thing. We do not tend to laugh at bodily function jokes.
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