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toilet is 16 paces from the sofa:
-get up from sofa & run into toilet
-trousers and pants down
-push x 2
-dump (minimum logs x 2)
-wipe x 3
-flush
-pants & trousers up
-get up from toilet & run to sofa
FYI: for the purposes of this exercise I shall not be washing my hands
FYI: for the purposes of this exercise I shall be having a single fish beforehand
hoping for less than 60 seconds; it's within my rules to loosen her up a bit before I start.
-get up from sofa & run into toilet
-trousers and pants down
-push x 2
-dump (minimum logs x 2)
-wipe x 3
-flush
-pants & trousers up
-get up from toilet & run to sofa
FYI: for the purposes of this exercise I shall not be washing my hands
FYI: for the purposes of this exercise I shall be having a single fish beforehand
hoping for less than 60 seconds; it's within my rules to loosen her up a bit before I start.
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do you not lick the stubborn hard to flush away pebbledash from around your toilet
if mrs was out I could have run faster and left the door open :(
try a rope with a knot in it, i assure you you'll go sub thirty seconds
And just when you think the forum has probaley reached the bottom up pops a thread to prove how wrong you are.
go back and wipe your hole, 3 wipes never enough!!
can you give the forum your ebay name, just in case anyone thinks of buying anything from you?
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