Flat above me are having loud sex.

No, it's just me strangling the au-pair.

is that the same as choking the chicken?

The end result is the same.

shes always like that
and thats just looking at me naked :^0

how's it coming along?

Has he blew it yet??

They've quietened down now. Between you and me i don't think he's an 'all-nighter'

lucky for me their efforts don't go on much beyond 10 mins.

A variety of ear-plugs are available from Amazon, if the problem becomes chronic.

Ten minutes? That's just showing off. Tantric b@stard.

how can you mange to keep the glass pressed up against the ceiling for that long

*manage

a trois?

oui,it aint fur

Shout up and tell him to put a sock in it

anal (nap)

developments: they're at it on the piano now. Noise is terrible :(

I have a tin can/string telephone arrangement.

BillKiller 26 Oct 16:47
Shout up and tell him to put a sock in it

sounds like he's already put something other than a sock in it

rustyboy 26 Oct 17:07
developments: they're at it on the piano now. Noise is terrible :(

is it an upright?

tape it and play it back to them at 3am they won't do it again .

on and if you do this lend me the tape when you're finished please.

have a good yank at yours the same time, it makes the noise much more bearable

its called a 'poor-man's threesome'

They've quietened down again now. i have earplugs and a broom ready for ceiling bashing tonight.

lmao ask if u can join them

You into threesomes ladycakes?

iv had a few yes , who hasent

.. :(

3-somes are no good

and why not , dnt tell me someone always gets left out lol

FFS. I'm not sleeping with people that have a piano. Pretentious.

mmf or ffm ?

well i assume it would be MMF

never been interested in them

now that would be telling :)

best mates bird asked him for a 3-some.

Problem was she wanted mmf :^0

that means mmf or both for sure from ladycakes. ;)

Would a polite note asking them to keep the "volume" down (in inverted commas) would do?

I fear it could make it worse and they'd go on a mission to rewrite the Karma Sutra.

Serious replies only please.

of course evski

Just drop a subtle hint about how paper thin the ceilings and walls are and how you can hear everything. Just be careful not to address this issue by knocking on their door whilst the walls are shaking with your fly exposing a full 'lob on.'

not heard a peep from them tonight. They must be exhausted.

Sometimes couples actually get off on making so much noise that they can be heard. The couple upstairs from me do that. Funnily enough though, he is a two minute wonder. From the noises she makes she is encouraging him, but it doesn't sound like she ever orgasms.

poor woman - perhaps you could offer your services?

They're making porn vids (nap)

You could offer to play a small part (nb)

small part is about right :(

Ask for a rise

women can be odd

way-hey!!

They've started "playing" the piano again.

Ear plugs in. Night Night all.

As long as he doesn't hit a bum note

someone playing a trombone soon imo

go round and ask if you can borrow a cup of spuunk

:( at it again :(

They only moved in a few weeks ago i hope this isn't going to be a regular disturbance. Most annoying. I might have to split them up. Or move. :(

Imagine in your head what they are doing.

Keep ordering takeaways to be delivered to them - they will get interupted and you may be able to do a deal for an unwanted balti or pizza with a disgruntled delivery bod.

NICE!

i lived in a flat years back
same thing one sunday night - i woke up to the bed pounding away at 1am
and they were still at it 40 minutes tater


squeak, squeak squeak


i was knackered and had to get up early for work
in the end i went up there and banged on their front door.

It turned out to be the side gate to the building rubbing every time the wind blew


GAWD!

Went to visit my mother a while back , she lives in a semi . We sitting there having an afternoon cup of tea, when i started hearing all these**ging noises through the wall to next door.
I found it really embarrasing

lippy 28 Oct 00:24

Went to visit my mother a while back , she lives in a semi . We sitting there having an afternoon cup of tea, when i started hearing all these**ging noises through the wall to next door.
I found it really embarrasing

I'd suggest that the noise would be the least of your worries if your mother permanently resided in a semi.

me no understand

He's playing the Piano
she is playing the French Horn.

:(

They're at it again.

:(

lmao** along to the rhythm

Bang on their front door and yell, "For fúcks sake, spaff on her chebs and be done with it."

knock on wearing no clothes and ask to join in

At worst they'll keep the noise down!!!

ladycakes69 26 Oct 20:42


lmao ask if u can join them



err... ok ladycakes ...


can i join them?

ttt

at it again. They must be cold.

:(

ttt

at it again. They must be cold.

:(

he only gets his end away once a blue moon doesnt he

go up an look through letter box see if u can see anythiing

no wonder they're loud, they haven't done it since november

they've been away over xmas. I think they've only just got back.

Could be honeymooners i think.

at it like knives ..