little old lady sends for the doctor, hubby poorly, doctor says to him heres some pills take one today ,skip a day then take one next day and so on, will be back in a fornight see if youve improved knocks on door 2 weeks later, wife opens door dressed in black ,omg doctor hes dead, my hubbys dead, doctor shocked goes " he cant be those pills were the best we had", wife goes " oh the pills were ok , it was all that b loody skipping that killed him "
what about bloke who goes into volkswagon showroom and says " ive come to look at a volkswagon caravanette" salesman says " camper sir " so he goes in a really effeminate voice " ive come to look at a volkswagon caravanette "
lol eh eh !!
golf that joke is a classicwhat about bloke who goes into volkswagon showroom and says " ive come to look at a volkswagon caravanette"salesman says " camper sir "so he goes in a really effeminate voice " ive come to look at a volkswagon caravanette
tommy cooper:stands there with a violin in one hand - a landscape painting in the otherHe says:its amazing what you can find in your loft- i found a stradivarious and a constable unfortunately stradivarious couldnt paint.........