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yorky
06 Jan 10 00:04
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little old lady sends for the doctor, hubby poorly, doctor says to him heres some pills take one today ,skip a day then take one next day and so on, will be back in a fornight see if youve improved
knocks on door 2 weeks later, wife opens door dressed in black ,omg doctor hes dead, my hubbys dead, doctor shocked goes " he cant be those pills were the best we had", wife goes " oh the pills were ok , it was all that b loody skipping that killed him "


eh eh lol" all that b loody skipping "

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golfnut
When: 06 Jan 10 00:06
funny jokes your dad would tell

Go on then...tell us one.
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yorky
When: 06 Jan 10 00:12
golf that joke is a classic

what about bloke who goes into volkswagon showroom and says " ive come to look at a volkswagon caravanette"
salesman says " camper sir "
so he goes in a really effeminate voice " ive come to look at a volkswagon caravanette "

lol eh eh !!
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casemoney
When: 06 Jan 10 00:14
PMSL
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lmfao
When: 06 Jan 10 00:17
tommy cooper:

stands there with a violin in one hand - a landscape painting in the other
He says:


its amazing what you can find in your loft- i found a stradivarious and a constable


unfortunately stradivarious couldnt paint.........
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yorky
When: 06 Jan 10 00:17
lol, quality 70s humour
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