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Well it made me laugh..
A man boarded a plane at Heathrow airport and, taking his seat
as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft.
He realized she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She
took the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: 'Business trip or
holiday?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States '
The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer', she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.'
Really?' he smiled, 'What myths are those?'
'Well', she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is the most likely to possess that trait.'
'Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually
it is the men of Greek descent.'
'We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are
the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,'
she said. 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know
your name!'
'Tonto', the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but all my friends call me Paddy.
A man boarded a plane at Heathrow airport and, taking his seat
as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft.
He realized she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She
took the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: 'Business trip or
holiday?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States '
The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer', she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.'
Really?' he smiled, 'What myths are those?'
'Well', she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is the most likely to possess that trait.'
'Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually
it is the men of Greek descent.'
'We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are
the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,'
she said. 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know
your name!'
'Tonto', the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but all my friends call me Paddy.
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cheers..thought it had fell on stony ground..
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:) as well .
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:^0
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LOL
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Best one today.
Also the only one today, but nevertheless.. |
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good one!!
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..............so did he sh@g her?
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very good colly :^0
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class 9/10
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sorry colly, but that is v.old.
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