tax

I've got news for you

yep ..you actually pay for bombs coz you're no good at poker

Take up Polish citizenship and refuse to recognise it.

i think you will find all tax from fags (no offence) more than covers their smoking habits

the poker's ticking on nicely

thankfully no tax to pay there!

lol, jockey

This is payback time for your years of not contributing to your country.

canaryboy, do you use holdem manager or any of the other programs?

yes annie

only for the last year tbh

i use it more to track my winnings and see my EV

99% of the stuff i ignore

Is holdem manager a device so you can play poker and not have to release your grip on your pen1s and testicles?

pretty much

Suprised l haven't seen it on Dragons Den.

what is this thing you call "tax"?

Would you recommend it, yellow bird?

canaryboy, do you get silk sheets tax?

annie!

such a babe!

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wtf punter?

yeah defo annie

i got it free for regging on a site and playing a few thousand hands

it's a must have really, especially for people who want to work on their game

you can even display oppo stats over the table you are playing

what you play?

lol, your highness - even though it is still painful to laugh

well being a gayer, i'd imagine you'd have silk or is it satin sheets for yer bedding?

no

ok

Can holdem manager then help you re-raise after you have just blown your stack?

give or take a couple of hours or you get dealt wae a suited spades

clever, your highness. Do you play poker?

canaryboy, I play just rookie sitngos as I am a beginner but I hope to move up soon. Is it holdem manager you have got, and is it the best one to get?

annie - I used to play a fair bit but it was mainly social and the stakes were kept friendly which never helps concentration! I love playing cards, but i'm not a good hold'em player.

Why do you think you are not a good holdem player?

cos he's got a big tadger that requires baith his haunds

I'm quite good at reading others hands, but often under value my own when down to 2 or 3 players and go too cautious.

chunky charlie!

how come everyone who plays poker does very nicely out of it? never seen anyone say they lose overall.

That is one of my bad points, your highness, I am too cautious. Everyone else is raising loads and going allin, but I am too timid - I think it is a boy/ girl divide.

Reckon you could aim that at about 75% of posters on all the fora mitchell! You are right of course. Somebody is fibbing!

annie - I would never consider myself of a good enough standard to offer any poker advice to anybody! If I decide someone is just playing super cautious all night and just trying to nurse their *****and I eventually get round to acting on it, that will be on the hand they are sitting on a full house after the flop!

canarey ur probably keeping a nonce in luxury, i wouldnt worry about the smokers ..

I've lost £1000 playing poker over about four years. My average is better now than at the start but I'm still crap. But I like playing poker and its pennies really.

the key to a successful poker strategy when you lose a heads up is to cry "marvellous bluff sparky" at the top of your voice.this will disconcert your opponent no end.thus throwing him off his stride