best carry on joke

Surely its the infamy joke

Gone for a P gag in Carry on Camping

Seconded, gone for a P is brilliant.

big breaths..yeth and i am only 16

Are you taking L'pice in Follow that Camel or Stupid what? in Carry on abroad

From Carry on Henry
"who would have thought it - me in the King's arms?"
"It's the best boozer in town."

Choices??,choices, ? sauage, beans and chippies ,sauage and chippies, beans and chippies thats choices, ............... Ells Bells
;)

AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Carrry on doctor, alfie Bass ..."I thought I was goint to break wind I was wrong".

'......and take a good deal more stuffing'

my first wife died from eating poisened mushrooms, my 2nd wife of a broken neck, oh how sad , yes she wouldnt eat the mushrooms, peter butterworth carry on loving i think

Sir Sidney Roughdiamond in carry on up thye khyber after his missus has gone off with the Khazi-

'just thinking of the two of them together, her lying in his arms slobbering all over him, I just can't help but feel sorry for the poor bloke'

or Charles Hawtrey in Carry on dont lose your head, just about to have his head chopped off on the guillotine. Messenger turns up with a letter for him,

'put it in the basket I'll read it later'

Kenneth Williams trying to identify a snake and asking if it was moving slowly from side to side :)

That dating agency book....

"The Wit to Woo"

speedypro,it was peter butterworth,and yes that was a classic

Too many to mention imo .

Infidels infidels! they've all got it in for Del!

I made that one up

"Foul feet smell something horrible" from Carry on Something to do with Frankenstein.

carry on cleo, sign says " virgins + eunochs only"
jim dale + mate .... "come on what ave we got to loose"