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01 Jan 10
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i earned myself one of these recently in preston....i wrote a letter explaining that my indiscretion was brought about by "bursting for a sh1te" and due to the dearth of public sh1th0uses in preston was pressing on towards southport for a turd.........this didnt work, i was told that while they "sympathised" with my "condition" it was no excuse for speeding............
what should i have said?
what should i have said?
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shoulda said "just f*cking get me back tae Kirkcaldy!"
funnily enough.....never thought of that one!
might've scared the Preston Polis off, but who knows?
Should have said you were black and being chased by skinheads.
it would have worked charlie...but for the fact that im a fat white skinhead myself!
Tell them you were taking a battered asian to the hospital :)
he was in the boot...didnt want them to see him!...turban was stopping the boot from shutting properly!!
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