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armchair jockey wilson!!
01 Jan 10 23:59
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i earned myself one of these recently in preston....i wrote a letter explaining that my indiscretion was brought about by "bursting for a sh1te" and due to the dearth of public sh1th0uses in preston was pressing on towards southport for a turd.........this didnt work, i was told that while they "sympathised" with my "condition" it was no excuse for speeding............

what should i have said?

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punterfleecer
When: 02 Jan 10 00:00
shoulda said "just f*cking get me back tae Kirkcaldy!"
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armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 02 Jan 10 00:01
funnily enough.....never thought of that one!
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punterfleecer
When: 02 Jan 10 00:03
might've scared the Preston Polis off, but who knows?
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Big Charlie
When: 02 Jan 10 00:08
Should have said you were black and being chased by skinheads.
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armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 02 Jan 10 00:09
it would have worked charlie...but for the fact that im a fat white skinhead myself!
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Big Charlie
When: 02 Jan 10 00:12
Tell them you were taking a battered asian to the hospital :)
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armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 02 Jan 10 00:14
he was in the boot...didnt want them to see him!...turban was stopping the boot from shutting properly!!
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