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Blooter!
01 Jan 10 18:04
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Being stuck in a room with a greyhound that has gorged itself on leftover smoked salmon and chorizo, and even had a drop of my Guinness would have to be a contender.

Putrid, it'll have an @rse like the japanese flag before the night is out.

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By:
wur
When: 01 Jan 10 18:10
Thie above post must be a contender for something, but fecked if I know what.
By:
Make my hay
When: 01 Jan 10 18:18
A dead cryptic thread?
By:
cunnybobbler
When: 01 Jan 10 18:20
thinly disguised "im so rich i feed my greyhound smoked salmon" fred
By:
The Priest
When: 01 Jan 10 18:20
A babies soiled nappy takes some beating
By:
Lozzy
When: 01 Jan 10 18:21
A tramp in my train the other day absolutely revolting.
By:
Gene Hackman
When: 01 Jan 10 18:22
Not keen on women who smell of *****tbh.
By:
cunnybobbler
When: 01 Jan 10 18:23
how about *****that smell of women?
By:
Prima Donna
When: 01 Jan 10 18:24
Ive got a couple of labradors,those stinking things once on a walk by the river found and rolled in some dead rotten fish,I drove home with my head out the window,my landrover stank for ages after.
By:
eyeball
When: 01 Jan 10 18:24
death
By:
BurtSaddo.
When: 01 Jan 10 18:26
the gusset in Heavva's knickers
By:
salsabil5
When: 01 Jan 10 18:37
Burnt fingers....harchibald :(
By:
Blooter!
When: 01 Jan 10 18:41
This is a sh!t thread...
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 18:42
some fungus or fungi have an incredibly horrific smell
By:
Vubiant
When: 01 Jan 10 19:08
What actually IS a smell ?
and ....
What's the difference between a foul stench and a fragrant aroma ?
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:09
a smell is anything that you can identify through your nose
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:09
sorry vubiant

not being funny but do you have a nose disorder?
By:
positively4thsteet
When: 01 Jan 10 19:11
most people say it is a decomposing body. never been near one thank god.
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Vubiant
When: 01 Jan 10 19:15
no -it's a serious question .
I'm intrigued when I try to figure out what a smell actually is in the material world .
You can't see it -so where is it ? Is it miniscule droplets of moisture that floats around like a fog ? let's say that's what it is - so what is it then that makes the droplets have the effect that they do on our olfactory receptors ?

I find that the more I think about supposedly simple everyday things -the more mysterious and incomprehensible everything seems .
Basically I understand f*ck-all about anything . :D
By:
Rampant Rabbit
When: 01 Jan 10 19:17
Anyone that has stuck a durian fruit up there nose would be in no doubt
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:19
i had thought that it was molecules that leave whatever object it is and vanishes into the atmosphere

like oxygen and carbon dioxide and so on
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:19
after all, we're only just atoms, nothing is "solid"
By:
Vubiant
When: 01 Jan 10 19:20
So I'm told - kinda scary huh ?
By:
Vubiant
When: 01 Jan 10 19:23
Interestingly -there are some smells that people disagree about as to whether they're nasty or not .
I can#t stand the smell of sulphur -but others could stay lighting matches in a broom cupboard and feel not in the least discomfited.
There are undoubtedly some smells that everyone seems to find repulsive - e.g. rotten eggs.
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:24
well that would be in the same way as we'd hate to eat sh!t

but you might think a chinese curry is rank but you like indian food

and me vice versa
By:
Vubiant
When: 01 Jan 10 19:26
That's another thing -what exactly is taste ? :^0
By:
Blooter!
When: 01 Jan 10 19:26
Vubiant, it's acquired, imo.
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:27
i understand taste buds, and nose buds, what about one's personality?
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:28
that's harder to understand
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 01 Jan 10 19:28
punterfleecer 01 Jan 21:26
I would be very happy to bet £100 on that there's at least 1 chit-chatter that would love to smell heather's gusset that she wore, sweated and farted on the same day
By:
fawwon
When: 01 Jan 10 19:31
Fox poo, especially when your dog has rolled in it.
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 19:38

BurtSaddo. 01 Jan 20:26
the gusset in Heavva's knickers
By:
THE CATT
When: 01 Jan 10 19:54
bombay duck... narsty!!!!!
By:
golfnut
When: 01 Jan 10 20:11
well its said that only 2 things smell like dead fish and one of them is dead fish!
By:
golfnut
When: 01 Jan 10 20:12
the other one?...dont marry her!
By:
RLKingPunter
When: 01 Jan 10 20:19
anyone ever smelt a skunk, they reckon thats the worse
By:
Slippy Blue
When: 01 Jan 10 20:19
My brother in law at the time and his wife ran a pig farm, he had to shoot the rats that were as big as dogs that used to gather around the piles of excrement piled up before the lorry came around to remove it. We went into what was similar to a low level aircraft hanger where there was about two thousand pigs maybe more and he started shooting the rats. All of the pigs**ed and crapped at the same time because of the gunshots and I have never known anything like it in my entire life, the smell was overpowering and I had to run out of the place throwing up as I ran.
By:
punterfleecer
When: 01 Jan 10 20:20
poor pigs!

was heva in there?
By:
Big Charlie
When: 01 Jan 10 20:31
Rotting flesh whiffs a bit.
By:
duffy
When: 01 Jan 10 20:34
that fart spray that some tw@t sprays on you when you're out on the pull :-)
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