What is the worst smell in the world?

Thie above post must be a contender for something, but fecked if I know what.

A dead cryptic thread?

thinly disguised "im so rich i feed my greyhound smoked salmon" fred

A babies soiled nappy takes some beating

A tramp in my train the other day absolutely revolting.

Not keen on women who smell of *****tbh.

how about *****that smell of women?

Ive got a couple of labradors,those stinking things once on a walk by the river found and rolled in some dead rotten fish,I drove home with my head out the window,my landrover stank for ages after.

death

the gusset in Heavva's knickers

Burnt fingers....harchibald :(

This is a sh!t thread...

some fungus or fungi have an incredibly horrific smell

What actually IS a smell ?
and ....
What's the difference between a foul stench and a fragrant aroma ?

a smell is anything that you can identify through your nose

sorry vubiant

not being funny but do you have a nose disorder?

most people say it is a decomposing body. never been near one thank god.

no -it's a serious question .
I'm intrigued when I try to figure out what a smell actually is in the material world .
You can't see it -so where is it ? Is it miniscule droplets of moisture that floats around like a fog ? let's say that's what it is - so what is it then that makes the droplets have the effect that they do on our olfactory receptors ?

I find that the more I think about supposedly simple everyday things -the more mysterious and incomprehensible everything seems .
Basically I understand f*ck-all about anything . :D

Anyone that has stuck a durian fruit up there nose would be in no doubt

i had thought that it was molecules that leave whatever object it is and vanishes into the atmosphere

like oxygen and carbon dioxide and so on

after all, we're only just atoms, nothing is "solid"

So I'm told - kinda scary huh ?

Interestingly -there are some smells that people disagree about as to whether they're nasty or not .
I can#t stand the smell of sulphur -but others could stay lighting matches in a broom cupboard and feel not in the least discomfited.
There are undoubtedly some smells that everyone seems to find repulsive - e.g. rotten eggs.

well that would be in the same way as we'd hate to eat sh!t

but you might think a chinese curry is rank but you like indian food

and me vice versa

That's another thing -what exactly is taste ? :^0

Vubiant, it's acquired, imo.

i understand taste buds, and nose buds, what about one's personality?

that's harder to understand

punterfleecer 01 Jan 21:26
I would be very happy to bet £100 on that there's at least 1 chit-chatter that would love to smell heather's gusset that she wore, sweated and farted on the same day

Fox poo, especially when your dog has rolled in it.

BurtSaddo. 01 Jan 20:26
the gusset in Heavva's knickers

bombay duck... narsty!!!!!

well its said that only 2 things smell like dead fish and one of them is dead fish!

the other one?...dont marry her!

anyone ever smelt a skunk, they reckon thats the worse

My brother in law at the time and his wife ran a pig farm, he had to shoot the rats that were as big as dogs that used to gather around the piles of excrement piled up before the lorry came around to remove it. We went into what was similar to a low level aircraft hanger where there was about two thousand pigs maybe more and he started shooting the rats. All of the pigs**ed and crapped at the same time because of the gunshots and I have never known anything like it in my entire life, the smell was overpowering and I had to run out of the place throwing up as I ran.

poor pigs!

was heva in there?

Rotting flesh whiffs a bit.

that fart spray that some tw@t sprays on you when you're out on the pull :-)

rotting potatoes take some beating I am gipping now thinking of it

LOL @ slippy's surreal malodorous moment puking after a pile of pig poo profusely peppered his proboscis. :^0

A kippers f@nny imo

I wasn´t funny at the time Vubiant I can assure you of that! It was truly ungodly :(

Where there's muck there's money ....... :)

Reminds me.

I once knew an estate agent in Cardiff. He was asked to go around this posh place up in Cyncoed by a really pompous couple, before marketing it.

Anyway, he gets the gig, and puts it on the market.

Doesn't sell for months and months, and they made his life hell, moaning, complaining, phoning and whinging. Wouldn't drop the price, even though he advised them to.

In the end he gets dis-instructed on the sale, and they wrote to his boss to really complain. Nearly cost him his job at first, but luckily his bosses realised that this couple were tw*ts of the first order.

Anyway, the couple instructed another big national estate agent.

My estate agent mate by now had encyclopaedic knowledge of the house, and it had these funny radiators in every room, with a sort of dust-tray at the bottom.

As revenge, he got 3 or4l friends to go and view it, separately, and got all of them to take a packet of fish fingers and quietly drop them down the back of a radiator where they could not be seen, and couldn't be retrieved unless you detached the trays at the bottom of the rads.

Apparently, after 3 weeks, the stench was so bad, they called out Rentokil to try and find if they had a decomposing rat under the floorboards, which resulted in them lifting floors etc. at large expense LOLOL

being the first person into a room where a person had been lying dead for over 4 days........ puked for an hour solid after that

was it something you ate?

that smell when you floss teeth....yak

Jeez- the world seems to be a regular stinkhole ....every hand's turn our nasal orifices are being assailed by the most odoriferous effluvia.

an unwashed f a n n y

agree but an unwashed**is stinky too

pennis

good point

but certain fungi smell worse than an unwashed pussy anyhow

Farts and smelly undercrackers can't be all that bad.

Look at this tw@t in a supermarket.

:^0


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