Go on then, Offician Chit-Chat Awards 2009 - your votes please!

Each Way

All of them

Funniest Thread

http://site.forum.betfair.com/jive3/betex/ThreadsFrameset.jsp?forumID=58&threadID=2009317

The Legend that is pantyliner

no missus chit chat ?

Best Quizmaster = GT
Best Quizzer = Nirvana

Funniest Thread - The one with Ladycakes photo became quite amusing though morally questionable
Funniest Post - 1st reply to 'Who was the hottest woman ever?' thread: 'Joan Of Arc' (cjhornet)
Funniest Link - The one with the make your own movies one was quite good
Best Quiz - Premier League Quiz
Best Quizmaster - Dan Chipowski
Best Quizzer - Nirvana
Most Plausible Female - Ladycakes
Best Newcomer - Never sure who is new tbh
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - Chillindude/Watson destroying the Tennis Forum
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - Ron Nasty/Tom Petty

Funniest Thread - Probably Frasiers 'Day In The Life Of A Betfair Operator'
Funniest Post - One of Clarksons
Funniest Link - Jeremy Lyon - childrens entertainer (on youtube ) for me
Best Quiz - one of mine
Best Quizmaster - me
Best Quizzer - The one who types fastest
Most Plausible Female - Canaryboy
Best Newcomer - nobody
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - dudewheresmyvar, who obliterated 4 fora in one night.
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - The Toesmeister

Funniest Thread--- Ladycakes one for all the wroing reasons .
Funniest Post ------ DO WAH's
Funniest Link ------- Number 1 above -- the photo .Again for the wrong reasons.
Best Quiz ----------- The Quiz Leagues of course.
Best Quizmaster --- All the Admin Refs do a good job.
Best Quizzer ------- Many good ones but Pokermonster when he is around.
Most Plausible Female --- Galloping Carrot (by a furlong )she sure picks em in the Placepot Comp.
Best Newcomer ------------ Not a newcomer , but he came to the fore this year = DO WAH .
Best Exit From Chit-Chat ---- The one who retaliated for an attack raid on Chit Chat
Overall Mr Chit-Chat ---------- Everyone on here .

ttt

Funniest Thread -The 'Calvinator and the ducks' thread of course
Funniest Post - Dunno. Probably a lori Asc art one.
Best Quiz - The 1980s music quizzes!
Best Quizmaster - The game for calmly putting up with everybodys' tantrums
Most Plausible Female - ladycakes is the ONLY female on here imo.
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - Fresh
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - Probably abitofinterest, pound for pound

lol Journey was it you that posted the answer before the question once and went ballistic when you didn't get the points?

Yup. Sigue Sigue fkin Sputnick I recall.

I should've got EXTRA points for the premonition! Not none. Etc etc growl :p

Funniest Thread - Can' think of one off the top of my head.
Funniest Post - EGG's post about shaving every 3 weeks :D
Funniest Link - Pass
Best Quiz - Any picture Quiz
Best Quizmaster - GT/BJK & All the league refs
Best Quizzer - Nirvana
Most Plausible Female - Ladycakes
Best Newcomer - Pass
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - Pass
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - Sir Thomas of Toes

Funniest Thread practical joke thread, some of bigcharlie's threads were hilarious
Funniest Post minj's one on malletheads alton towers post "i felled on your slippy bote"
Funniest Link
Best Quiz
Best Quizmaster Pokermonster
Best Quizzer Nirvana
Most Plausible Female Orioles
Best Newcomer
Best Exit From Chit-Chat dk1986
Overall Mr Chit-Chat Tommy Toes

Funniest link is defo sparky's one for his downfall video about tommy toes.

JUST A TIP

COULD WE ALSO HAVE NEGATIVE POSITIVE AWARDS

RATHER THEN POSITIVE POSITIVE AWARDS

LIKE AWARD FOR:

WORSR FORUMITE AWARD
MENTALIST FORUMITE AWARD ETC ETC ETC

dk1986 has left us? :0

Dan Chipowski 30 Dec 20:44


Funniest Thread - tommy toes learns how to use a mobile in running :^0
Funniest Post - all of do wahs
Funniest Link - Pass
Best Quiz - All good
Best Quizmaster - see above
Best Quizzer - Nirvana
Most Plausible Female - galloping carrot and zelda
Best Newcomer -not got a clue whos who anymore but gary binosh
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - chillindude
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - pumpy or big charlie

Funniest Thread: Swine Flu ( spreading) - I lost track of how many times 'the next few weeks things are going to get realy bad'.
Funniest Post: Any one of Tommy's when I was trying to teach him how to use his mobile phone.
Funniest Link: The trial of each way
Best Quiz: Sorry I only pay attention to mine! The best contest was the one where the HoE newbie blazed over the bar early doors, but scored a late winner.
Best Quizmaster: Dunno!
Best Quizzer: Paddy Mayne
Most Plausible Female: Big Charlotte
Best Newcomer:
Best Exit From Chit-Chat: Fresh, well, the funniest. The commentary on the other place was best. Almost made it sound like we were the bad guys!
Overall Mr Chit-Chat: Tommy Toes

afraid so dan. think he was getting addicted to the forum, spending too much time on here so decided to quit.

Funniest Thread - one of do wahs ones
Funniest Post -
Funniest Link - Pass
Best Quiz - All good
Best Quizmaster - dan
Best Quizzer - Nirvana
Most Plausible Female - ladycakes69
Best Newcomer -no idea
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - fresh by far
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - terry mcann

Shame that Rob, DK always struck me as a decent type.

yep dk was one of the best if you ask me dan

What happened to fresh btw?

Funniest Thread - The Ladycakes One (My favourite non chit chat one was Do Wah's "What's the most cows you've ever seen in a field" on the ultra serious Your Competitions forum)
Funniest Post - Journeymans "The Sigue Sigue Sputnik question must be here soon"
Funniest Link - Fresh goes on the pull
Best Quiz - Dan's 100 question Saturday night bumper quiz
Best Quizmaster - The League people
Best Quizzer - Nirvana
Most Plausible Female - Eli Dingle
Best Newcomer - Joe Jordan
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - Ron Nasty's final night winding up the entire North American forum was quality entertainment
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - Do Wah Diddy

lmao eli dingle , u wicked wicked man game

Funniest Thread - Pound for pound, it has to be the Pub thread

Funniest Post [today] -

Joe Jordan 30 Dec 02:16
Vasili Mikhailovich Blokhin, chief executioner for the NKVD, personally shot 6,000 of those condemned to death over a period of 28 days in April 1940.

canaryboy 30 Dec 02:16
awesome

Funniest Link - OFFICIAN FOOTAGE OF TOMMY TOES GETTING SOME BAD NEWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agaop_re75I


Best Quiz /Quizmaster /Quizzer - You were all wonderful, darlings.

Most Plausible Female - annie, but she's improving slightly imo.

Best Newcomer - ladycakes

Best Exit From Chit-Chat - come on! No-one ever really leaves.

Overall Mr Chit-Chat - canaryboy

Funniest Thread - Teatowel's daughter
Funniest Post - Teatowel's daughter
Funniest Link - the Bombay TV ones
Best Quiz
Best Quizmaster
Best Quizzer
Most Plausible Female - there aren't any
Best Newcomer
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - the suiciders v the tennis forum
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - Charlie Stubbs

Funniest Thread

Funniest Thread - this one
Funniest Post - this one
Funniest Link - midgetbukkake.com
Best Quiz - I like redrich's quizes
Best Quizmaster - redrich
Best Quizzer - redrich
Most Plausible Female - jimmy69
Best Newcomer - Arthur Digby Sellers
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - TPIG
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - redrich

:-)

actually the funniest thread this year is probably the Andy Murray Grand Slam Count

Funniest Thread - Izzy Wizzys meet up at Covent Garden tube station, probably not 2009 but that will do for me anyway.
Funniest Post - Can´t remember but someone posted something and I spat my beer all over the screen so that one, no idea who said it but it was very funny.
Funniest Link - Nope, can´t think of one inparticular but I´m sure there have been many.
Best Quiz - The one where I actually scored a few points and didn´t make a complete ass of myself and came about 8th, no idea who was the quizmeister.
Best Quizmaster - GT
Best Quizzer - Tobermory
Most Plausible Female - Deat heat between MissP & missjones
Best Newcomer - Not a clue who is who these days so pass on that one.
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - Dude
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - Clarkson

Funniest Thread stop bumping long threads ffs - canaryboy
Funniest Post so many I can't think
Funniest Link the Tommy Toes hitler one
Best Quiz The Smiley Quiz (I got a point :| )
Best Quizmaster Poppydog
Best Quizzer depends what you mean by "best"
Most Plausible Female annie. without a doubt
Best Newcomer I can never tell who is new and who is returning with a new name
Best Exit From Chit-Chat dudewheresmyvar
Overall Mr Chit-Chat St. Thomas of Toes

There's some clear market leaders emerging, amongst them the usual suspect, one T.Toes of Stoke.

Thanks, EGG. At last someone knows the difference.

Funniest Post - Can´t remember but someone posted something and I spat my beer all over the screen so that one, no idea who said it but it was very funny.

Yeah, that was me. Comedy genius imo

It was you then Live Forever thanks for that, remind me, what was the post as it was very funny and I just cannot exactly remember what it was but it made me choke on my beer.

It was the one about, er, you know, you remember, the funny one, that I posted, not anyone else, you must remember.

Anyway, must go.

Best Quizzer - BJK - love his picture quizes
Best Quiz - has to be the smiley faces one, i came 2nd, that was hilarious :D

or Quizmaster for BJK sorry

TheRankingMissP 30 Dec 21:26
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - canaryboy

Yoravinafackinlarfencha ?

Can someone bump the calvinator one? And the teatowels daighter one, or tell me what to search for on gubbed?

Calvinator and the ducks was absolute classic, been trying to find it for ages

Put mansfieldtoon in the search bar on gubbed (I'm sure he started it) select chit chat and it should bring it back

Funniest Thread Calvinator
Funniest Post Anything by Do Wah
Funniest Link Sparky's film of Tommy as Hitler (Do I LOOK like a BNP member?)
Best Quiz Seldom read them
Best Quizmaster TGM as was
Best Quizzer Pumpy as was
Most Plausible Female Canaryboy
Best Newcomer There are no newcomers, just oldcomers with new names
Best Exit From Chit-Chat El Duderino
Overall Mr Chit-Chat Thomas Toes, Esq

Got it, cheers.

Most hated forumite on politics (or anywhere else for that matter) - master of multys

Funniest Post -

Do wah Diddy 31 Dec 16:26


IF YOU DO THE OKEE COKEE TONIGHT MAKE SURE IF YOUR THE LEADER DONT TAKE THE REST OUTSIDE IF THERE DRUNK,THEY MIGHT GET RUN OVER

Just this very hour. Thats comedy genius IMO

In truth I am not sure if they appeared on here or not, but my two favourite threads were both courtesy of Do wah Diddy; his search for red telephone boxes, and his description of his day out in Chester. They were gentle, witty, insightful, and poignant.

Not sure if there is a Mr Chit Chat. Lord Toes of Burslem, John (or Bill or Graham or whatever Do wah's real name is) of Salford, and the rest, are all mere contributors. Most are weird or wonderful, probably slightly more weird or wonderful than they are when they actually speak.

Is Muntz Street a newcomer, if so, Muntz Street for best newcomer.

BillKiller 31 Dec 12:07

Best Quizzer Pumpy as was


Very nice of you Bill, you must have looked in in the early part of the year, I do remember coming in the top three in a quiz around then :D

Funniest.... too many to choose from, but highlights include

'PMSL - I layed MAN U at 1.07 by Steveirll'

The thread with the constipated young lad about to have sex with his gf

The official laugh at liverpool thread

A Good Friend gets my award :-)

Funniest Thread - Mansfieldtoon, his bird feeding ducks.
Funniest Post - cant remember who posted it, but it was the comment about someone knocked on his door asking if he wanted his shed retarred, looked 5 mins later and his shed had been stolen... was comedy gold at the time
Funniest Link -
Best Quiz Poppys monthly quizzes
Best Quizmaster GT
Best Quizzer Pokermonster when he takes part, Nirvana is also bang there
Most Plausible Female - Ladycakes
Best Newcomer -
Best Exit From Chit-Chat - Fresh
Overall Mr Chit-Chat - Ken Masters

Funniest post of the year was GHH who reports from all these events and yet has an incredible track record of getting everything wrong, claiming a snooker player who was 1.01 to lay had already won, only for even that to turn out wrong when the other player came back.