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I once got Hilda Ogdens autograph when we visited "the street".
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I had a great story but now I've seen that wink I realise that you were joking all along and were actually only asking for material to whack one out to in jest
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an all correct lucky 15.
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I met the Chuckle Brothers
not quite what you meant is it hearts :( |
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And you mocked me in a condecending way over a dog rimming jike last week.. yet you are the per v Hearts.
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tbf mate, a dog rimming..........two wrongs dont make aright
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it involves a bat , a trumpet , a camel , Mohammad and a lady not for turning - but if you think i'm going to risk a Fatwah by going any further you are mistaken
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burkha blow job, sex with a tent
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ffs I wish I had'nt bought a extra box of kleenex today ;\
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It'll just need to be the dwarf porn M8
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B-) wise advice as usual Big Guru :p
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Got a new chest of drawers for the bedroom,Hearts son built them up and started transferring my clothes from the old to new,he found 3 DVD's at the back of my sock drawer -
One Night in Paris Different Strokes aye you've guessed it Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs :( I'll never live it down |
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please tell me thats not true reg :( please
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reg had some bush when he was 14 ?
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i cant believe that a goddess like kate would travel by bus ffs
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in keeping with regs age,if this is true I've got a stiffie ;\
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ive lost all faith in god and humanity now :(
mind you the father of her kid was an ugly git |
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wait till olive finds out :^0
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lol
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always thought she was from oxfordshire,fair play to you reg
you were her 1st heathcliff yer jammy git |
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i never thought id say this reg
but i wish i was you :^0 |
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nice to know she was a nice girl.you may have been the man with the child in his eyes :0
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was Kate bushy or shaven ?
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only one man can answer that.
and put those 2 balls away ffs,theres 1 more week to go |
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:p
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mine was 3 years ago in a pub, some 16 year old with an amazing rack and short skirt caught my eye at the bar. we exchanged looks throughout the evening. she was just soo fit it was too good to be true. at the end of the night we were all ordered out of the pub, they dim the lights and i saw her at the end of the queue, i purposely walked close to her within a foot of her, she saw me there, and edged back into my crutch, she could tell i was hard, and she lifted her skirt and was rubbing herself up and down me for about 10 seconds, felt like a year, she turned round and put her hand on my area, and gave me a kiss, i bolted my load and she took her hand away and erotically liked her hand of the mess. was a dream come true. we left it at that and we met again next weekend and properly went for it. nothing beats the anticipation and the heart beating at 200bpm. the initial 30 second affair was better than the weekend after, funny how these things work. 30 seconds at the end of a pure night of looking at each other and not knowing outbeating the following weekend where the karma sutra was put into full function.
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for what its worth I have a BANKER lined up,and it isnt Helen Chamberlin ;\
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keep me informed
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lol
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respect reg
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i do now
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A blow job off my ex girlfriends 45 year old mum. Was only around 17 and it was the first time a woman had made my toes curl
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yeah but it wasn't kate bush
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watching mrs d with another woman
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A 3some in Dalkeith when but a mere stripling. Hearts will know where that is.
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About twenty years ago on my birthday my ex wife got a few freinds over for some drinks,at about 2am we all stripped naked then went for a streak along the village roads when we got back all shouting,and laughing we all started to fork each other mind you (no gayers).this would have to be best for me after midnight!
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Bit of a curveballl...but guy worked with finished with his girlfriend to date a transexual...he was totally slated
When he turned up at a party the Transexual was stunning better looking than half the women in the room!!!!!! Downside was she stood up to take a pish!!!! |
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sarky 31 Dec 11:18
A blow job off my ex girlfriends 45 year old mum. Was only around 17 and it was the first time a woman had made my toes curl ^ thread leader so far B-) |
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2 Sisters-Identical Good-Looking, Slim Twins-21 years old-in my bed-standing on my body and both, simultaneously,giving me "Golden Showers"....
Sadly true,I suspect they reheared it or their "symmetry" was mighty impressive.:) Circa 2009? One got fat and had 3 kids ( Not entirely co-incidental) while the other one, eventually, became fat last year... In 2001 they were on The Notting Hill Floats for their glamour. In 2009 they would not even get on a milk float..... Vicious..but fair.. |