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Hearts.no1
30 Dec 09 22:16
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3-somes,orgys,swingers and celeb**gers lets have em all here ;)

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Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 22:18
I once got Hilda Ogdens autograph when we visited "the street".
By:
Live Forever
When: 30 Dec 09 22:20
I had a great story but now I've seen that wink I realise that you were joking all along and were actually only asking for material to whack one out to in jest
By:
sofiakenny
When: 30 Dec 09 22:23
an all correct lucky 15.
By:
Gary Binosh
When: 30 Dec 09 22:23
I met the Chuckle Brothers

not quite what you meant is it hearts :(
By:
Rampant Rabbit
When: 30 Dec 09 22:23
And you mocked me in a condecending way over a dog rimming jike last week.. yet you are the per v Hearts.
By:
Gary Binosh
When: 30 Dec 09 22:26
tbf mate, a dog rimming..........two wrongs dont make aright
By:
lmfao
When: 30 Dec 09 22:27
it involves a bat , a trumpet , a camel , Mohammad and a lady not for turning - but if you think i'm going to risk a Fatwah by going any further you are mistaken
By:
Ronaldinho's dentist
When: 30 Dec 09 22:31
burkha blow job, sex with a tent
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 22:39
ffs I wish I had'nt bought a extra box of kleenex today ;\
By:
BIG GURU
When: 30 Dec 09 22:46
It'll just need to be the dwarf porn M8
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 22:47
B-) wise advice as usual Big Guru :p
By:
BIG GURU
When: 30 Dec 09 22:55
Got a new chest of drawers for the bedroom,Hearts son built them up and started transferring my clothes from the old to new,he found 3 DVD's at the back of my sock drawer -
One Night in Paris
Different Strokes
aye you've guessed it
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
:( I'll never live it down
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 22:57
please tell me thats not true reg :( please
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 23:00
reg had some bush when he was 14 ?
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:01
i cant believe that a goddess like kate would travel by bus ffs
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 23:03
in keeping with regs age,if this is true I've got a stiffie ;\
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:03
ive lost all faith in god and humanity now :(



















mind you the father of her kid was an ugly git
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:04
wait till olive finds out :^0
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 23:05
lol
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:06
always thought she was from oxfordshire,fair play to you reg
you were her 1st heathcliff yer jammy git
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:13
i never thought id say this reg















but i wish i was you :^0
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:16
nice to know she was a nice girl.you may have been the man with the child in his eyes :0
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 23:30
was Kate bushy or shaven ?
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:32
only one man can answer that.

and put those 2 balls away ffs,theres 1 more week to go
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 23:32
:p
By:
Angela Rebecchi
When: 30 Dec 09 23:32
mine was 3 years ago in a pub, some 16 year old with an amazing rack and short skirt caught my eye at the bar. we exchanged looks throughout the evening. she was just soo fit it was too good to be true. at the end of the night we were all ordered out of the pub, they dim the lights and i saw her at the end of the queue, i purposely walked close to her within a foot of her, she saw me there, and edged back into my crutch, she could tell i was hard, and she lifted her skirt and was rubbing herself up and down me for about 10 seconds, felt like a year, she turned round and put her hand on my area, and gave me a kiss, i bolted my load and she took her hand away and erotically liked her hand of the mess. was a dream come true. we left it at that and we met again next weekend and properly went for it. nothing beats the anticipation and the heart beating at 200bpm. the initial 30 second affair was better than the weekend after, funny how these things work. 30 seconds at the end of a pure night of looking at each other and not knowing outbeating the following weekend where the karma sutra was put into full function.
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 23:33
for what its worth I have a BANKER lined up,and it isnt Helen Chamberlin ;\
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:36
keep me informed
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 30 Dec 09 23:36
lol
By:
curious-cat
When: 30 Dec 09 23:48
respect reg
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 30 Dec 09 23:58
i do now
By:
sarky
When: 31 Dec 09 09:18
A blow job off my ex girlfriends 45 year old mum. Was only around 17 and it was the first time a woman had made my toes curl
By:
canaryboy
When: 31 Dec 09 09:20
yeah but it wasn't kate bush
By:
The Dragon
When: 31 Dec 09 09:22
watching mrs d with another woman
By:
johnn
When: 31 Dec 09 09:22
A 3some in Dalkeith when but a mere stripling. Hearts will know where that is.
By:
Prima Donna
When: 31 Dec 09 09:26
About twenty years ago on my birthday my ex wife got a few freinds over for some drinks,at about 2am we all stripped naked then went for a streak along the village roads when we got back all shouting,and laughing we all started to fork each other mind you (no gayers).this would have to be best for me after midnight!
By:
mrplacepot
When: 31 Dec 09 09:27
Bit of a curveballl...but guy worked with finished with his girlfriend to date a transexual...he was totally slated

When he turned up at a party the Transexual was stunning better looking than half the women in the room!!!!!!

Downside was she stood up to take a pish!!!!
By:
Hearts.no1
When: 31 Dec 09 09:29
sarky 31 Dec 11:18
A blow job off my ex girlfriends 45 year old mum. Was only around 17 and it was the first time a woman had made my toes curl

^ thread leader so far B-)
By:
Spirit Of My Weigh
When: 31 Dec 09 09:33
2 Sisters-Identical Good-Looking, Slim Twins-21 years old-in my bed-standing on my body and both, simultaneously,giving me "Golden Showers"....

Sadly true,I suspect they reheared it or their "symmetry" was mighty impressive.:)

Circa 2009? One got fat and had 3 kids ( Not entirely co-incidental) while the other one, eventually, became fat last year...

In 2001 they were on The Notting Hill Floats for their glamour.
In 2009 they would not even get on a milk float.....

Vicious..but fair..
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