Its after MIDNIGHT so whats the best sexual experience you've ever had ?

I once got Hilda Ogdens autograph when we visited "the street".

I had a great story but now I've seen that wink I realise that you were joking all along and were actually only asking for material to whack one out to in jest

an all correct lucky 15.

I met the Chuckle Brothers

not quite what you meant is it hearts :(

And you mocked me in a condecending way over a dog rimming jike last week.. yet you are the per v Hearts.

tbf mate, a dog rimming..........two wrongs dont make aright

it involves a bat , a trumpet , a camel , Mohammad and a lady not for turning - but if you think i'm going to risk a Fatwah by going any further you are mistaken

burkha blow job, sex with a tent

ffs I wish I had'nt bought a extra box of kleenex today ;\

It'll just need to be the dwarf porn M8

B-) wise advice as usual Big Guru :p

Got a new chest of drawers for the bedroom,Hearts son built them up and started transferring my clothes from the old to new,he found 3 DVD's at the back of my sock drawer -
One Night in Paris
Different Strokes
aye you've guessed it
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
:( I'll never live it down

please tell me thats not true reg :( please

reg had some bush when he was 14 ?

i cant believe that a goddess like kate would travel by bus ffs

in keeping with regs age,if this is true I've got a stiffie ;\

ive lost all faith in god and humanity now :(



















mind you the father of her kid was an ugly git

wait till olive finds out :^0

lol

always thought she was from oxfordshire,fair play to you reg
you were her 1st heathcliff yer jammy git

i never thought id say this reg















but i wish i was you :^0

nice to know she was a nice girl.you may have been the man with the child in his eyes :0

was Kate bushy or shaven ?

only one man can answer that.

and put those 2 balls away ffs,theres 1 more week to go

:p

mine was 3 years ago in a pub, some 16 year old with an amazing rack and short skirt caught my eye at the bar. we exchanged looks throughout the evening. she was just soo fit it was too good to be true. at the end of the night we were all ordered out of the pub, they dim the lights and i saw her at the end of the queue, i purposely walked close to her within a foot of her, she saw me there, and edged back into my crutch, she could tell i was hard, and she lifted her skirt and was rubbing herself up and down me for about 10 seconds, felt like a year, she turned round and put her hand on my area, and gave me a kiss, i bolted my load and she took her hand away and erotically liked her hand of the mess. was a dream come true. we left it at that and we met again next weekend and properly went for it. nothing beats the anticipation and the heart beating at 200bpm. the initial 30 second affair was better than the weekend after, funny how these things work. 30 seconds at the end of a pure night of looking at each other and not knowing outbeating the following weekend where the karma sutra was put into full function.

for what its worth I have a BANKER lined up,and it isnt Helen Chamberlin ;\

keep me informed

lol

respect reg

i do now

A blow job off my ex girlfriends 45 year old mum. Was only around 17 and it was the first time a woman had made my toes curl

yeah but it wasn't kate bush

watching mrs d with another woman

A 3some in Dalkeith when but a mere stripling. Hearts will know where that is.

About twenty years ago on my birthday my ex wife got a few freinds over for some drinks,at about 2am we all stripped naked then went for a streak along the village roads when we got back all shouting,and laughing we all started to fork each other mind you (no gayers).this would have to be best for me after midnight!

Bit of a curveballl...but guy worked with finished with his girlfriend to date a transexual...he was totally slated

When he turned up at a party the Transexual was stunning better looking than half the women in the room!!!!!!

Downside was she stood up to take a pish!!!!

sarky 31 Dec 11:18
A blow job off my ex girlfriends 45 year old mum. Was only around 17 and it was the first time a woman had made my toes curl

^ thread leader so far B-)

2 Sisters-Identical Good-Looking, Slim Twins-21 years old-in my bed-standing on my body and both, simultaneously,giving me "Golden Showers"....

Sadly true,I suspect they reheared it or their "symmetry" was mighty impressive.:)

Circa 2009? One got fat and had 3 kids ( Not entirely co-incidental) while the other one, eventually, became fat last year...

In 2001 they were on The Notting Hill Floats for their glamour.
In 2009 they would not even get on a milk float.....

Vicious..but fair..

lol

True Hearts, as well M8!

:)

I stopped seeing one of the 2 after her second child, around 3 years ago.
Sadly I stopped seeing her "Twinnie" in May/June as she was, clearly, going the way of the other one....

We did have some great times since I first chatted to one in the street in a Peckham Laundrette around 1994/95 which actually makes my "2001" date wrong by a few years...

christ you were doing them for awhile :0

Thet were 17 when I laid eyes on "C"
She was from The Midlands.
Stayed in a Hostel but claimed she was thrown out and got the obligatory Council Flat.
Sister came down the following year and stayed in the same Hostel, made the excuse about "violence"-pure fabrication and got her Council Flat.
Amazing thing happened Hearts ( remember this is London with 7/8 million population !).
She lived in a Council block in Walworth and one floor below was another Girl who I saw every week.
Meanwhile over in Bermondsey ( 3 miles away) lived the other twin and she lived NEXT DOOR to the friend of the other girl who lived one floor below the twin, and I was seeing her as well.
So in one Walworth Block I was seeing 2 girls and in one small Bermondsey Block I was seeing 2 Women who lived next door to each other.
One was the twin of the Walworth girl and one was the best friend of the other Walworth girl.

SPOOKY as I did not know ANY other girls in the whole of Bermondsey or Walworth which must have a 30,000 populace!

should have arranged a fivesome imo :p

They were good times as I was younger then, with a better car and more money! lol

Now I don't see any of them, sadly but it was becoming difficult with the children and "Babyfathers" occassionally around etc...