Tears of joy and sadness

from yourself?

You can only shed tears for drug smugglers.

:0 :0

these are people you've never met, presumably?

Can anyone help me out with some bitter tears of hopelessness, futility, loneliness and desperation?

Oh, sorry, this is chit-chat. As you were...

That Peter Moore looks a lot better after than before.

must be the couscous.

I just posted on the spur of the moment at the joy of Peter Moore being released, I forgot that 99.9% of posters on chit chat are men and do not feel joy and compassion to the degree that women do. It once used to upset me that men were so cold but I have come to accept that it is not the fault of the men as they were born that way. So many times in my life I have been in floods of tears and the men have not shed one. My mother dying and 9/11 come to mind.

i wouldn't say not feeling raw emotion about people you've never met makes you very cold

and not crying doesn't mean you don't feel emotion

men are famous for bottling it up remember

hence they have a much higher suicide rate

i defo didn't cry at 9/11

i think you'd have to be there for that

get a grip annie.
People die every minute of every dat ffs
If we cryed our eyes out every time some dude croaked we'd be crying non-stop!

*day

canaryboy 30 Dec 16:52
i wouldn't say not feeling raw emotion about people you've never met makes you very cold

and not crying doesn't mean you don't feel emotion

men are famous for bottling it up remember

hence they have a much higher suicide rate



canaryboy 30 Dec 16:53
i defo didn't cry at 9/11

Your replies have illustrated perfectly the difference between men and women. A woman would cry over someone she has never met. I used to buy in to the theory that men bottled it up, but no more. That is just an excuse because they have no feelings to bottle up. The only time you see a man cry is when it concerns him, personally. As I said before I do not hold it against men because they are like this, they cannot help it. Perhaps if the men on chit chat were to understand this fundemental difference between men and women then they might not have so many disagreements with their partners.

Canaryboy, why do you post in one line paragraphs? You may be very intelligent but posting like this makes you look like an uneducated chav.

A woman would cry over someone she has never met.

why?

ps i cried when jack died in titanic

canaryboy 30 Dec 16:52
hence they have a much higher suicide rate

Rubbish, you can only commit suicide once.

LOL annie, new low reached for you

it reads better on the forum tbh and many do it

no idea how it makes me an uneducated chav

annie. 30 Dec 16:03
Just seen that Peter Moore, who has been held hostage in iraq for two and a half years, has been released.

The partner of the man who murdered his own child and then committed suicide has died from her injuries.

erm even you :|

annie. 03 Jul 22:47
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

'Why is the male brain so much more?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'

I would say crying is more of a conditional thing.

I suspect that luvvie men in this country cry more than African or Chinese women.

I bet 400 years ago more luvvies men cryed more than women in this country

Women use to go and cheer at hangings (not saying that is a good thing)

:0 :0

Peter Moore, did he do the catalogues?

An extremely shallow lake of tears.

annie are you ok
are you ok annie

ttt

I'm playing poker, yellow bird, playing poker.

good luck

me too btw

The examples you showed of my using paragraphs were correct on my part. The first post should have been in paragraphs as I was trying to say how you could cry, both in sadness and joy. That is only if you are a woman though :p The second example was cut and pasted from the internet.

so you like sharing the writing of uneducated chavs?

annie. 30 Dec 17:09

Your replies have illustrated perfectly the difference between men and women. A woman would cry over someone she has never met. I used to buy in to the theory that men bottled it up, but no more. That is just an excuse because they have no feelings to bottle up. The only time you see a man cry is when it concerns him, personally. As I said before I do not hold it against men because they are like this, they cannot help it. Perhaps if the men on chit chat were to understand this fundemental difference between men and women then they might not have so many disagreements with their partners.

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I fundamentally disagree with almost everything you have said here, particularly the bit in bold. It's a fairly sweeping statement.

You are trying to wind me up, yellow bird. Whoever came up with the original joke could not have been a chav.

no i'm trying to point out your uneducated chav line was utter ********

just like when you said most male nurses were gay

canaryboy is such a drama queen

;) ;)

i can understand annie's point though, I bottle it up when noel edmunds appears on tv, then, whenh hes disappeared from the tv screen, i usually let it all out.

lol, tony

Must admit i like to write in one line paragraphs.

Always feel it makes it easier for the people who have taken there time and trouble to read it.

Just my way.

Soz

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Sorry to upset you, yellowbird. I was just trying to help you. You are one of the few posters that I actually read their threads, but to someone brought up on grammar, spelling and paragraphs ( not that I am an expert) your posts are annoying in both senses, not just in one ( annoying git, that is).

I always cry at the end of Cool Runnings, where they crash but valiantly carry their bob across the line.

I am neither black, Jamaican, or a bobsledder, so most of the themes of the movie don't apply to me. I'm not even a chubby Canadian with a murky past. Just so proud.

lol you didn't upset me at all

you were just completely wrong

as well as hypocritical

hope this helps

annie you must have been in floods for weeks following the death of Saint Diana

I am relieved to be a man. So many desperately sad and wonderfully happy things occur every single day, involving people I have never heard of and will never encounter, that I would hate to spend my entire life in floods of tears for no reason.

forget diana

what about the tsunami?

Tevez

No, I did not cry over her. I thought she was a chav.

lol you haven't quite got to grips with this fishing lark have you

Mr Canary and Ms Spencer, a match made in chav heaven.

she was too old

and now too dead

bacontrout

I loved Cool Runnings as well and no doubt I cried at just the same place in the film as you. It is nice to hear from a man who cries at films. Thank you for your reply to the post as well, although you disagreed with me you did it in a gentlemanly way - unfortunately this is not what usually happens.

:^0

I cired when Arnie lowered himself into the molten steel in T2. THAT is heartbreaking... I was 9.... and 14...and 27.

lol, rafa

you think I'm joking.

No, it was just the way you said it - I thought it was sweet that you cried.

i said i cried when jack drowned

you ignored it

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anyways a song relevant to this thread, and quite simply amazing, and that is a god damn FACT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ADh8Fs3YdU&feature=related

Thanks for that, rafa. A perfect example of tears of joy and sadness. And yes I did shed a tear at that.

thats acceptable, you had best not listen to Days Of Our Lives then you may have a break down!

I did not ignore you, yellowbird, I was playing poker - I am a beginner so it is difficult for me to play and reply at the same time. It is peculiar that I disagree with almost everything you write, not just some, but most. I thought Titanic was okay, watchable but nothing more. I loathed the 'romance' between them, they seemed mismatched to me. I do not find Di Caprio in the least fanciable - he is a boy not a man. I do not thing I cried at all in the film.

You are probably winding me up again, yellowbird. I cannot believe you cried when he died, if I did not than I cannot believe a man did.

well i'm aware of plenty of females crying at that scene

you're just unlucky that you're wrong on almost everything

I cried when my 18 yr old dog died :_|

Annie, men do cry at films. I remember my brother crying when Spock died, as did I, but then I cry at most sad moments in films. I also cried through most of Titanic.

Most nights I scream-wan(k my way through the valley of the shadow of death, crying and beating myself with a MASSIVE copy of the King James Bible.

It's okay though - I wear the plague mask so no f-ucker comes near.

Hope that helps put things in perspective

:_|

its a funny old world, as you say