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V4 Vendetta
27 Dec 09 16:33
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I put a couple of mince pies in the Aga while Mrs G was in the drawing room and when I pulled them out I dropped them on the seat cushion. I flipped them back onto the plate but in such an instant they left a dotted circle line of oil on the cushion (M&S too!). She's all "what's this???" so I've been playing dumb (easy for me). :o
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Report THE CATT • December 27, 2009 5:33 PM GMT
the drawing room???
Report JOMO • December 27, 2009 5:35 PM GMT
Should have turned the cushions over you dumb-witted oaf
Report Hearts.no1 • December 27, 2009 5:35 PM GMT
thinly veiled I have a AGA thread ;\
Report Tevez is God • December 27, 2009 5:36 PM GMT
just tell her the truth, are you a man or a mouse ffs?? :0
Report alexander supertramp • December 27, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
the drawing roo=rich **er
Report alexander supertramp • December 27, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
m
Report tictacman1 • December 27, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
lucky it wasnt red wine,,,,
Report V4 Vendetta • December 27, 2009 5:46 PM GMT
Some good advice and comments here.
Report speedypro • December 27, 2009 5:54 PM GMT
Blame it on Colonel Mustard. or Mrs Pomeroy.
Report Glossy • December 27, 2009 6:38 PM GMT
I'm sure your butler will know what to do.
Report armchair jockey wilson!! • December 27, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
why not just take the cushions out to the annexe and get one of the servants to go and mingle with the commoners at m&s and get you some new ones?
Report V4 Vendetta • December 28, 2009 6:17 AM GMT
The annex is rented out to a couple at the moment, they're not servants.
Report Putitinabox&sellit • December 28, 2009 7:26 AM GMT
Ask her if she'd like a cream pie :-)
Report cooperman • December 28, 2009 10:21 AM GMT
Tell her it'll come out with a mixture of semen and saliva, it won't, but at least you'll get a bj out of the wreckage
Report V4 Vendetta • December 28, 2009 6:38 PM GMT
Göring 27 Dec 18:46

Some good advice and comments here.
Report Do wah Diddy • December 28, 2009 6:41 PM GMT
DRAWING ROOM,I HAVE TO DO MY DRAWING AND DOT TO DOTS IN MY BEDROOM,I DONY KNOW ANYONE WITH A DRAWING ROOM IN SALFORD
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