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Was in the pub and went off the bog. I said to this bloke "can I get past". As I walked past, I heard him say "I don't know, can you" and laughed.
Alright, I''m fat. And I am perfectly happy to take jokes, but not from strangers. So, job done, on way back I digged him in the chest and told him to f*cking watch it.
Naturally, I had weighed him up, and he wasn't big enough to frighten me. But I was drunk, his mates weren't. So now I have a body builder in front of me puffing up his chest and shoulders.
Having said that, in my experience you can always tell when someone is going to hit you because, err, they hit you. Any way, landlord steps in and quietly informs me that he was hoping they were going to leave as they had been on mobile phones all night telling the doormen of Chester what to do and where to go.
I might have got that one slightly wrong in retrospect.
Alright, I''m fat. And I am perfectly happy to take jokes, but not from strangers. So, job done, on way back I digged him in the chest and told him to f*cking watch it.
Naturally, I had weighed him up, and he wasn't big enough to frighten me. But I was drunk, his mates weren't. So now I have a body builder in front of me puffing up his chest and shoulders.
Having said that, in my experience you can always tell when someone is going to hit you because, err, they hit you. Any way, landlord steps in and quietly informs me that he was hoping they were going to leave as they had been on mobile phones all night telling the doormen of Chester what to do and where to go.
I might have got that one slightly wrong in retrospect.
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Good for you sib... cheeky knuckle head cuunt (him , not you btw)
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Which part of your body did you dig him in the chest with as you emerged from the toilet?
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You fat bully ! Then again if it came to fight or flight, you have a record of flight innit so you should be ok (white flight).
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:)
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2 pints and looking for a tear thread I.M.O ;-)
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tear up
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Look Sib "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
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pmsl
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You should form a punk rock band called The Rebelling Fat-SOS.
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