So what did you get?

i be making christmas dinner for my to boys, the pleasure i bring to them is all i require.

2 golf shirts
3 golf Gloves
12 Callaway Balls
A Beaver Driver Head Cover
A Ralph lauren Golf Hat.

I dare not tell em i dont play Golf ;)

Dan Chipowski 25 Dec 11:56


A trival pursuits music edition thingy.
A scrabble dictionary.
A shower gift set thingy.
And a scratchcard.


Poor haul this year :^0

any receipts m8?? take the lot back and get the money £8.47 total :^0

One of my presents was the inbetweeners last series (box set), just watching it now. :)

:^0 £8.47 is a top end estimate

Dan Chipowski 25 Dec 12:05


£8.47 is a top end estimate :^0


Don't worry m8 in the town i live in, a 99p shop opened a few weeks ago, i got all my presents in there :^0 (I bet a few relatives now are slating me!!). :^0

luckily i nabbed some labels from over shops and left them on the presents , so instead of 99p it shows a 30 pound label, shrewd hey :^0

A William Hill diary.

A headache

can anyone beat a friggin bird table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an unauthorised direct debit :(

a table that frigs birds??

or a table for friggin birds on, that would be better

i got a cardigan!......beat that!

A blow up cow

2 tee shirts (Boss / Firetrap)
Jumper (Next)
Aftershave (D&G)
Shirt (Red Herring)
Moisturiser (Nivea)
DVD (The Wave)
Undercrackers (Betting theme)
Choccies

Tuesday,Wednesday & Thursday tickets for the festival. :D

best pressie was Early Doors dvd series 2

If all these gifts are from the other half, they are mostly grounds for divorce. I'm making a move on Missus Sonko.

A massive argument.

"A massive argument."

you had a proper christmas as well then?

HRH , how do you know its not a MR ! :)

socks
a bottle of issey miyake
slippers
more socks

not a very good haul this year
anyway i am happy to see other people smiling

It was horrendous Ron, worst Christmas ever and I had done nothing wrong. Just glad I didn´t end up in A & E as I would never have retaliated had I been attacked. I can´t begin to tell you how bloody low I feel right now.

retaliated? with physical harm? kin hell slippy thats bad, whats it all about?

You are one of the good guys Slippy. Fck em whoever they are

unless they were quizzers

moaned at for being on here!!

some vouchers, not bad actually, comes to more than 40 wuid

some decent aftershave for once too

errr... nowt else. had a ** start to the day but it ended well watching the simpsons movie on dvd and eating leftovers, **g shattered now

Thanks Dobbo, someone completely lost the plot and I was in the wrong place at the wrong time who squared up to me. I would have taken it but it wasn´t my issue so would never have hit back as I love the bloke. Tears flowing now..

was he pi$$ed slippy? hope the fecker is ashamed of himself.

was it lawrence ?

Slippy
sorry to hear about that...I bet it was over summat and nowt..with a few excesses on the booze front.
Time will heal.

did well this year from the old wifey - guilty purchases IMO

fcuk jumper
fcuk polo shirt
fcuk tee shirt
Next work shirt
New Diesel One aftershave (very nice)
Next socks
Wallet
Gillette shaving stuff
Nivea box set
£20 fat face voucher

Bottle of Baileys from the in laws

£50 notes and a golf jumper from my M&D


For the first time in a while I could well break even

F.C.U.K banned word, well I never

quite the man about town :^0

top man shirt
top man jumper
fat face shirt
loads of DVDS (early doors series 2 the best)
loads of sweets (even though Im not bothered about sweets)
tom ford after shave
givenchy aftershave
guitar song book

and presents not recieved from her which I dont want coz we have split up ..again

Amongst other things...3 shirts from 3 different people. 1 small, 1 medium, 1 large. Am I some kind of shapeshifter?! The small fits surprisingly, the large is perfect and the medium is too small....

A whole stack of books, a box of cigars and my surprise pressie, a DAB CD dock for my iPhone.

Nice :)

:: An Everton calendar (which has already joined the 2007, 2008 and 2009 calendars, unopened, below my bed)
:: Seven handkerchiefs (how many can you get through in a year?)
:: A selection box :)
:: Three "comedy" DVDs which were meant to be for my twunt of a brother-in-law (he got the book that was intended for me)
:: The 2010 pages for my diary/Filofax

I also got blown out by a cute girl from work on Wednesday, which was a Christmas present of sorts...

"I also got blown out by a cute girl from work on Wednesday"

there is one word too many in there

Sadly, my description is word-perfect of my situation. If you went one word better than me, then I envy you.

Probably the brussel sprouts

Cosmos 7-DVD box set (possibly the best documentary series ever)
backgammon set
Lindt choccies (yum)
tickets to a show (Peter Pan ffs!)
Next voucher

Cricket bag
Posh electric shaver (I hate shaving so this may mean I do it more than once a week)
Books including Brilliant Orange (which was asked for)
Slippers
Kangaroo Poo fleeces and T shirts
Smellies (not sure what they are trying to say)
Pair of champagne flutes from my kids (one of which I managed to crack while washing up after dinner)

Never saw this thread after creating one similar, any way i got

A miniature Henry Hoover, desktop cleaner.
A Richard Hammond "Top Gear Uncovered" DVD Special
A Pair of " Homer Simpson"slippers ones that make the sound "DOH" when you touch them.
A shirt that is too small for me.
An Abercrombie and Fitch polo shirt that is too small for me " fits where it touches" and to add insult to injury , has horizontal stripes .

Any offers for the above ?

15 pairs of socks

larrence 25 Dec 12:08
, a 99p shop opened a few weeks ago, i got all my presents in there
========

People who shop in 99p shops ALWAYS say
"Its the thought that counts " :D :D

2 bottle of scotch
west ham calendar - with matt upson on the january page :D
verbatim blank dvds
history of horseracing book
various chocolate-based gifts

Joe Jordan 27 Dec 00:13


larrence 25 Dec 12:08
, a 99p shop opened a few weeks ago, i got all my presents in there
========

People who shop in 99p shops ALWAYS say
"Its the thought that counts

Thats my motto m8 ;) I was only kidding though M8, luckily they had a half price sale :^0

Sorry to hear slippy blue not nice m8 :(

PS3 and a filthy **

Nothing from anyone else but didnt give a sh1t

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