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oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I've been working on a**tail called Grounds for Divorce
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everyone knows a woman that gets the hoover out isn't getting enough sex. 5hag her and save yourself some expense.
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take the fuse out of the plug....
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Shes invited health freaks round who dont know when theyve outstayed their welcome
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sit there with your todger out thats works in my house
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shes just using the present you bought her
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Anfield.
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I bet you can get a remote circuit breaker (following on from the "take the fuse out" suggestion above) so you can just click on the remote. Bingo.
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How do you keep the gravy in the sandwich?
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Hoover noise. WORST NOISE IN THE WORLD!. Have to leave the room when it comes on. Strange - when I do the hoovering it doesn't seem so bad
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