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24 Dec 09
20:50
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I can't wrap feckin' presents. I've wasted 200 miles of selotape on near misses and half a rain forest of wrapping paper - Sting will be bloody furious. And why must they use a pricing gun with a substance stickier than anything known to man? Should have used it on those tiles on the space shuttle. Will try again when the 8.5% christmas special ale kicks in, although last year when that happened I wrapped up the scissors in one of the presents and had to start opening the damn things to find them.
Merry bloody christmas to you all!
Merry bloody christmas to you all!
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prik stick
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he was only asking ffs
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Just cut hundreds of lengths of cellotape and attach them to the edge of the table, then go made with it.
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Indeed I was. bito - put him on the list.
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im grassing him as we type..
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lol, bito
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Good work. Let that be a lesson to all small, glue based insult merchants everywhere.
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lol, your highness
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I always fold the end over and bite it off next time. Even if it will be used immediately.
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Merry Christmas Madam. My present hasn't arrived yet though, I'm getting a little concerned.
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EGG - I've tried that, I just brought up a fur ball.
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Your highness, best laugh of the day. But didn't you read that I neither give or receive presents, except for children. I find it makes a great christmas. :)
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Another christmas ruined :(
I do have the mind of a teenage boy if that helps ;) |
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ah, but do you have the body?
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Probably but that is hidden well out of site.
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Do I have the body of a teenage boy? Yes; Harry Potter.
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:(
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show us yer wand then.ta
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bito, show me you
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lead us not into temptation annie,i've still got midnite mass :(
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If I showed you my wand, I'd have to perform magic. Last time I got it out I made a woman vanish.
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id noticed greggs doesn't post :^0
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Wrap it round and round a pet hamster if you have one
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It stops it burstin if your**gin it
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Has one of the Pet Shop Boys just logged on?
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its a sin
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What have I done to deserve this?
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Actually, don't answer that. I've a fair idea.
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lol, your highness
lol, your highness |
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She's all giggly and may be drunk, quick get the mistletoe.
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my lips are puckered
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4 hours here **g hell im asking everyone to take an hour to unwrap them.
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You're meant to be off to midnight mass, not confession - again.
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they dont even notice the wrapping, i have never heard anyone say 'your choice in wrapping paper is carp' ?
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How did you guess, your highness. I only usually have about 3/4 units of alcohol but it is christmas so I am getting**ed. It is only at christmas that I feel lonely. I am a loner naturally, but being born a girl I have had boyfriends. I think if I had been born a boy I would have ended up like a lot of men on here, so I do sympathize with them.
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And what exactly is the problem with plain ordinary old-fashioned but extremely simple and effective twine !! ??
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* p i s s e d *
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HRH The Lager Khan 24 Dec 22:38
If I showed you my wand, I'd have to perform magic. Last time I got it out I made a woman vanish. :^0 Thankfully I've only got to wrap a present for my mum. Everyone else I just don't buy/send in post. Haven't wrapped yet mind, and I don't even think I have the supplies in my house...oh dear. |
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Get knotted Vubiant
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