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who died of AIDS.
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who had a sore Knee
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was she the one in the boot of the car?
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who whistled when having a pee
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who loved to swallow my wee
when having a piddle i did have a fiddle now she cant do P.E |
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Ken Masters was a bloke on a mission
To every post he offered utmost derision Some funny some sad, even once not too bad But always with witty incision ty and goodnight. |
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There was a young girl from Barking Creek
Who had a period twice a week Said her friend from Woking How provoking You get no poking so to speak |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
Who signed on social security She signed on and signed on and signed on and signed on and signed on and signed on and signed on and signed on and signed on and it's going to stay that way for ever |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
Who only came up to my knee But she had a big heart Baked a lovely jam tart Not bad for someone so wee |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee,
Who didn't mean that much to me. I spanked her mainly, then f00cked her @nally I usually pay but she's free. |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee,
who invited a stray cat for tea, she gave it cat tuna under the lovely large luna will it visit again? we shall see. |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
Who had little or no integrity She slept with West Ham In the back of a van And still didn't get round to me ! :( |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee Who'd had a hysterectomy* "Should have done it on BUPA" She exclaimed in her stupor As she gave birth to not one but to three. * (it does scan if you really try) |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee,
Who liked to have sex up a tree, After a patients advances, Whilst entwined in the branches, With a conker she made history |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
who was stung on the nose by a wasp when asked ' did it hurt? ' she said ' No, not a lot, it can do it again if it likes' |
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There was a young vampire called mable
Who's periods were extremely stable every full moon she got out her spoon and drunk herself under the table |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
Who had a problem with Big Charlie To help ease the situation She gave him colonic irrigation And now he's as nice as can be |
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THEIR WAS A YOUNG NURSE FROM DUNDEE
WHO WANTED A BABY FROM ME I SAID ALLMIGHTY EVEN THOUGH I LIKE YOUR NIGHTY YOUR HAVEING NO BABY FROM DO WAH DIDDY |
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Bish Bash Bosh Do Wah
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there once was an overweight trucker
who wasn't much of a looker but she's a bundle of fun who like sex up the bum and for a kebab she'll let you ** her |
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there was a young nurse from dundee
contracted a severe std it appears she was fecked in the mouth and the erse and last man on was DOO WAH DIDDEE |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee...
Who got hooked up with Money Tree... She did find him a bit**ers But it was too late the did their conkers He had told her all the wagers were Money Free |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee who asked to sit on my knee
i rocked her up and down then we hit the town i bought her a drink then we danced to pink she told me her name was jean she then caused a scene i took of quick pretended i was sick |
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flush youve allways got to spoil yourself
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:)
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
Who went to the land of the free She was so far from blighty She set fire to her nightie And had to jump into the sea. |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
Whose** was entirely hair-free For a pluck or a strum She'd take one up the bum And she'd let you completely Scot-free. |
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There was a young nurse from Dundee
Who once paid a visit to me She said Dundee Uni's rough, But I don't give a chuff, Cos St Andrew's is the place for me! |
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Do wah .. that is really beautiful. You could become the poet loriate.
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THANK YOU MR LIBERATOR
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE IF YOUR A LIBERATOR ILL VOTE AT THE NEXT ELECTION FOR YOU |
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VIOLETS ARE BLUE ROSES ARE RED
I MIGHT BE DISLEXIT BUT I STILL LIKE YOU |
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there once was a man called diddy
gives out advice on betfair for free he once was an alky but he gave that the malky and now he partakes only tea. |
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FLUSH FLUSH THE TIPSTER MAN
NEVER GAVE A WINNER TO ME OR MY MAM SECOND OF FOUR WAS THE BEST THAT HE GAVE I WONT BE TAKEING ANY WNNINGS WITH HIS TIPS TO MY GRAVE |
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There was a man called Do wah Diddy
His posts made many happy He loves the caps That winds up horsey chaps But don't let him control the cash kitty ;) |
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The was a young nurse from Dundee
Who struggled with integrity Dipped her hands in the till Said it was just such a thrill Now she's inside doing a three |
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big charlies 9/10
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There once was a nurse from Dundee.
Took my temperature; naked was she! With my temperature rising, which was hardly surprising, it was soon up to a hundred and three! |