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Who used to eat cats and dogs bowels;
When he couldn't do this
He drank prostitutes**
And the dripping from sanitary towels
When he couldn't do this
He drank prostitutes**
And the dripping from sanitary towels
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My next door neighbour's daughter
Is six foot four and a quarter When out on the town Wearing only a frown She does things she didn't oughtta ! |
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There was a young lady from china,
who had an enourmous vagina. and when she was dead they painted it red and used it for docking a liner. |
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There was an old lady from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour,her t1ts were in flower and her cvnt was all covered in weeds |
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There was a man from downducket,
with a dick so long her he could suck it, he said with a grin, wiping**from his chin, if my ear was a** I could ** it. |
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* c u m * c u n t * f u c k
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There was a young man from Australia
Who painted ass like a dahlia Thruppence a smell was all very well But sixpence a lick was failure |
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There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia Thruppence a smell was all very well But sixpence a lick was failure |