Got a text message five minutes ago, letter for letter transcription below
?: HELLO U Me: Whio's this? ?: HOLLY ON ME NEW PHONE WT U UP 2 Me: Sorry, think you have the wrong number ?: NA U CUT MINE JADES AND MUMS HEAR REMDA Me: Definitely wrong number, I couldn't cut hair to save my life ?: HELLO HOLLY HEAR AND U WORK IN THE SHOP Me: I'm not a hairdresser ?: IT'S HOLLY YOU DYED MY HAIR GREEN