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Miami2017
23 Dec 09 17:33
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Got a text message five minutes ago, letter for letter transcription below

?: HELLO U
Me: Whio's this?
?: HOLLY ON ME NEW PHONE WT U UP 2
Me: Sorry, think you have the wrong number
?: NA U CUT MINE JADES AND MUMS HEAR REMDA
Me: Definitely wrong number, I couldn't cut hair to save my life
?: HELLO HOLLY HEAR AND U WORK IN THE SHOP
Me: I'm not a hairdresser
?: IT'S HOLLY YOU DYED MY HAIR GREEN

WTF? How do I respond? Is this Do Wah's sister?
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Report Live Forever • December 23, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
"How big are your t1ts?"

imo
Report Mr Eboue • December 23, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
Ask her if she likes contempary art.
Report Miami2017 • December 23, 2009 5:46 PM GMT
Me: Are you of legal age?

Been 5 mins, no reply
Report Shenanigans • December 23, 2009 5:48 PM GMT
Tell her you didn't dye her hair green, just dyed her entire body a deep yellow that made her hair look green.
Report HRH The Lager Khan • December 23, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
Ask "If I agree to meet you at work, will you sneak me a free Big Mac?"
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag • December 23, 2009 6:12 PM GMT
awesome lol, keep the dialogue going (NAP)
Report Miami2017 • December 23, 2009 6:16 PM GMT
Haven't had a reply, don't know what to send now
Report HRH The Lager Khan • December 23, 2009 6:17 PM GMT
Probably an under cover anti grooming unit. Expect a knock on the door in 5.
Report Tifosi Rossonero • December 23, 2009 6:17 PM GMT
Holly, how about I give you a facial as well as a hairdo?
Report bobby2424 • December 23, 2009 6:21 PM GMT
what about the 'classic' chit chat line...

"can I spaff on your chebs?"
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