Chit Chat
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Got a text message five minutes ago, letter for letter transcription below
?: HELLO U
Me: Whio's this?
?: HOLLY ON ME NEW PHONE WT U UP 2
Me: Sorry, think you have the wrong number
?: NA U CUT MINE JADES AND MUMS HEAR REMDA
Me: Definitely wrong number, I couldn't cut hair to save my life
?: HELLO HOLLY HEAR AND U WORK IN THE SHOP
Me: I'm not a hairdresser
?: IT'S HOLLY YOU DYED MY HAIR GREEN
WTF? How do I respond? Is this Do Wah's sister?
?: HELLO U
Me: Whio's this?
?: HOLLY ON ME NEW PHONE WT U UP 2
Me: Sorry, think you have the wrong number
?: NA U CUT MINE JADES AND MUMS HEAR REMDA
Me: Definitely wrong number, I couldn't cut hair to save my life
?: HELLO HOLLY HEAR AND U WORK IN THE SHOP
Me: I'm not a hairdresser
?: IT'S HOLLY YOU DYED MY HAIR GREEN
WTF? How do I respond? Is this Do Wah's sister?
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"How big are your t1ts?"
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Ask her if she likes contempary art.
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Me: Are you of legal age?
Been 5 mins, no reply |
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Tell her you didn't dye her hair green, just dyed her entire body a deep yellow that made her hair look green.
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Ask "If I agree to meet you at work, will you sneak me a free Big Mac?"
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awesome lol, keep the dialogue going (NAP)
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Haven't had a reply, don't know what to send now
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Probably an under cover anti grooming unit. Expect a knock on the door in 5.
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Holly, how about I give you a facial as well as a hairdo?
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what about the 'classic' chit chat line...
"can I spaff on your chebs?" |