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21 Dec 09
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What do you call two robbers?
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A pair of nickers.
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Anything involving Tiger Woods and Santa Claus.
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imho most budgie joke are pretty naff
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what did one policemans nipple say to the other nipple
you are under a vest :^0 |
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he was german by the way lol
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The Brown Paper Bag Kid (BPBK)
Dodge City came to a halt the day the BPBK was hanged. BPBK's clothes were all made out of brown paper bags - his underwear, his socks, his trousers, his shirt, his hat, his shoes, his belt, and even his holster and the guns and the bullets. His crime? RUSTLING |
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aston villa
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Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Cos Snow man is an island |
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I know the best Christmas joke...
Two snow men. One says to the other, "Can you smell carrots?" :-) |
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I was in London last week and I wanted to buy a nice case of expensive wine for Xmas.
I asked the taxi driver to take be to a good French wine merchant. He took me to the Emirates stadium :-) |
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
He only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney. |
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even! :( |
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Why didn't the Skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
Because he had no body to go with :-( |
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^ Spurious Christmas link there JJ!
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Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes. Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? Answer: Sandy Claws. Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Answer: Ribbon hood. Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho. Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Answer: Frostbite. |
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Alex69
I can send you the Christmas cracker insert... COD.. if you like Alex :D |
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Cheers Joe! Do I get the clip-on moustache as well?
:D |
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I HAD one of those !!!
My Adolf impersonations were going down a treat until I goose stepped the Turkey off the serving tray !! :^0 |
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:^0 Joe
The only comical thing about cracker gifts in my house is that the paper hats never fit my large head :( |
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What's the one that ends
CHRIST... MASS!!! ? |
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why did the skeleton burp at midnight mass
he didnt have the guts to f a r t |