Any idea what I can buy my stunning 25-year-old Swedish blonde girlfriend

Some glasses

A sight test?

**?

A new valve, you must have worn the old one out inflating and deflating her so often.

Glasses?

puncture repair kit

FFS ^^^^ :^0

you sound like your not quite sure of your sexuality.

God we are all so predictable :(

:)

Ugg boots

you cant buy pressies for blow up dolls

Thanks Nibbs

She is a model and I am a 43 year old gambler so not best placed to choose Xmas gifts

A bag to carry your ego around in

I honestly read what for where in the thread title :)

A new white stick.

a 20-something boyfriend who can still get it up?

ghh 21 Dec 18:31


Thanks Nibbs

She is a model and I am a 43 year old gambler so not best placed to choose Xmas gifts

the only swedish model youve ever seen is a tailors dummy in ikea

Typical - lots of jealous people on here

perhaps if you'd just said 'my girlfriend' u might've got a more helpful response?

A token for 'Partridge-love'

Golf clubs

^^^:)

ghh 21 Dec 18:42
Typical - lots of jealous people on here


Why would anyone be jealous ffs!
I doubt anyone on here would fancy a 43 year old gambler !