is it wrong to touch your sister-in-law's bottom in church?

hand or**

Nothing wrong at all, I would have left it there to see if she moved away from it.

***** during sons christening. seemed wrong but right at the same time.

Jesus, how can p-e-n-i-s be considerd an abhorrent word.

Should be okay as long as you don't try to hide your fist in her.

UNDER 16?????????????

32 and with hubby

PHEW, thats all right then, if she hasnt complained she prob wants you

Re sister-in-law etiquette:

If it was the wife of your brother, then thats wrong. But if its your wifes sister or sister-in-law I see nothing wrong in that.

it's wrong to be in church in the first place

you_never_know 20 Dec 21:55


32 and with hubby

Who was with hubby?

She wants it

I absolutely loathe my sister-in-law. She is a smug, boring, witless yet sadly attractive blonde, with no redeeming features bar some reasonable aesthetic gifts.
Whilst it is considered poor etiquette to batter your brothers wife, I genuinely wish someone would knock seven bells out of her ring piece, just so she'd wake up a bit. She's ubiquitous white picket fence fodder. Ghastly.

Your bruv's a bit of a** yes???

b s,

I think you should have said "in the hope she wakes up a little bit SORE"

ask you never know to pop her

its wifes sister so thats ok then. problem is , brother in laws wife is stopping and shes talked all the way through Solaris and now dont know whats going on grr. soooooooo boring as well. me me me.

thread header of the year imo

What's solaris?

on film4

I have 3 sister-in-laws, all semi attractive but all annoying for different reasons, and for that reason I'm out.

n° 1 - (wife's sister) born again Christian who doesn't eat lamb (which is why I picked a Turkish meal last night to annoy her when we all went out) thinks she is right about everything, so I do like winding her up, her husband's a 5'.6" shorthouse with a overbite.

N° 2 - (Brother's wife) Vodka & red wine lover, who keeps a cat, always semi-drunk (you all would love her!), looks a bit like a younger version of Francis Barber, but she smokes so loses points for that.

N° 3 - (other brother's wife) - Left leaning veggie school teacher, who this year is donating her kids Xmas present money to Africa - yes really!. Always talks to me about Joy Division & the Smiths as I happened to say I like them, but for 8 years solid its getting boring now.

That's seriously horrible to hear.

No offence Visible Cords, but what the fkk are you wife and parents like?

*your*

no2 sounds ok

Yeah, No.2 is 4/9 fav over Visible's wife I reckon.

yeah no2 sounds cool apart from ashtray breath

if your from leeds. youre sound and sorted

as a non smoker even I agree No2 sounds a decent bet

It's pretty clear Visible knows his brother has been dealt the better hand. Sick thing is, it's not a million his wife is the complete rag of the four and this is just some form of cathartic theropy. Tough school being the black sheep.

slimfast 20 Dec 22:21


No offence Visible Cords, but what the fkk are you wife and parents like?


No offence taken, my wife's ok all things considered, use to have a bit of a look of Fiona Fullerton in her younger days, good mother etc, she's a rather stressed out nurse now though.

My Dad is like Jack Duckworth :)

Yeah n° 2 is rather feisty, nice a rse (not that I have touched it though) but the smoking lets her down somewhat.

lol. My missus is a nurse, hard not to look a bit stressed

you're all going to hell