GEORGE BUSH MEETS THE DEVIL

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where
the Devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil."You're on my list but I have no
room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have
to let some-one else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, so you can take their place. I'll even let you
decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good considering the circumstances, so
he agreed
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool
of hot water. He kept diving-in and climbing out, over and over. Such was
his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time
after time
'No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose.**over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"