If you're supetmarket bill came to £10-66p

I wouldn't bother posting this again. Or before, for that matter.

not for the first time, you've lost me bodil.

your* not you're. tut tut

Not unkind. To make your point you should have stuck a 1" nail in her forehead and told her about the Norman invasion. Harsh but fair.

Never wise to interact with the intellectually inferior.

I'd have paid for my groceries and been on my way without comment.

All or nothing...

I mentioned the BT bodil, but she was still no wiser. Hardly her fault I suppose.

Mitchell, our golden days are all behind us.

Are we going to take this cr*p lying down?

Why the hell should we, fancy a march. :-) Maybe when it gets a tad warmer.

Maybe April. It's a bit nippy now you mention it.

lol, fair enough. Maybe we could fit a pub crawl around it. Cask ales only.

And nice b&b.

would that be brown and bitter? (a fav drink of mine at one time) or the more obvious?

Why not both?

Id say fork all and leave..like most normal people..lol

Steady now...

Wit is best reserved for people you know appreciate it. For randoms your better just being polite and smiling. Sad but true.

Thanks Jim, I suspect you're right, but I'm a gregarious person and enjoy a bit of chit chat.

pmsl at you're

£18.05 anyone?

or £19.66

Wearing red white and blue World Cup Willie
We all love him to
World Cup Willie
He's tough as a lion and never will give up
That's why Willie is favorite for the cup

£6.66, but they don,t appreciate my Ozzy Osbourne impressions.

"ALL ABOARD, he,ha,he,ha....."

£16.90 was a great laugh until I discovered it was the last time Rangers beat Celtic.

£25.25....zager and evans.

CANNY I WOULD HAVE SAID THE SAME THING AS YOU,THAT 1066 IS THE ONLY DATE I CAN REMEMBER FROM HISTORY

The graffitti artist round here paint '1690' on walls. I though it was a sex position.

IT STICKS IN YOUR MIND LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY

£2,506.24

£105.38?

Maybe the checkout girl knows that its your supermarket bill and not you're. :(

She may not know what happened in 1066 but she's probably got 43 A levels

grade a's and nothing less.

£0.69 was my last spend

a girl buys a weekly ticket to romford off me most weeks its £69

so when she comes up she says a 69 please,she does get one or two s**s from other passengers

bix 20 Dec 12:15
She may not know what happened in 1066 but she's probably got 43 A levels

Would they be in the Tools isle

Nothing to do with the above whatsoever,but when I was younger I use to enjoy going into the chip shop and while pointing to the fish,ask for a pie and *****Bamboozled 'em every time.

molars 20 Dec 03:31
pmsl at you're


corrected at 1-36

Do wah Diddy 20 Dec 11:34
CANNY I WOULD HAVE SAID THE SAME THING AS YOU,THAT 1066 IS THE ONLY DATE I CAN REMEMBER FROM HISTORY

come on now, Do Wah, surely 1666 means something to you.

when its been 19.84 i did say really i thought it was 2009. they dont get it. youre just wasting your time. they just look at you like youre mental.

TEN2FOLLOWER 20 Dec 11:43
Maybe the checkout girl knows that its your supermarket bill and not you're. :(

not another one, why don't you read the thread.

I corrected my error at 1-36, got supermarket wrong as well.

A younger friend of mine who is 33 said the other day during conversation
"Hadrian's Wall? Never heard of it"

CANY 1666 MEANS NOTHING TO ME,I CANT REMEMBER EVERYTHING

IS IT DIRECTORY ENQUIRIERIES

Canny was but a slip of a lad BUT he can just remember the deep chill of mid winter imo

Great fire of London Do Wah.

and the great plague was in 1665

Indeed, and the year before that the English captured and named New York

I blame Tony & Gordon for all of those :(

VERY GOOD CANNY,I666 GREAT FIRE OF LONDON,WE DIDNT LEARN THAT IN HISTORY OR FIRE DRILL

bodil 20 Dec 01:38
To make your point you should have stuck a 1" nail in her forehead and told her about the Norman invasion
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I feel an Arrow in her eye might have grabbed her attention more !!

Also I feel a BIGGER talking point is your supetmarket bill only coming to £10-66p at this time of year !! :D

once I had 5 or so items an it came to over 100, bag of pasta rang up as 89.89 or something like that.

should that read Rasta ?

She ain't a check-out girl for nothing

that was in what used to be safeway.

I am 33 years old and I have twice been refused wine in M&S stores in the last six months. On both occasions, the woman "serving" me was at least ten years younger than me, and very ugly.

The moral of this (and canny's original) story is: do not shop at M&S. They employ thickos.

I was refused alcohol at an Asda when I was 27, 2 years ago, the check-girl was 20 years older and extremely fat

What I do now is when I get to the check out is ask the cashier for ID first.

Max and Paddy 20 Dec 17:45
The moral of this
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is to stop sliding to the floor at the checkout whilst singing Swing Lo sweet chariot hic ..!! ..

Surprisingly the check-out girl didn't reply "'kin 'ell, that's as funny as being told to present a frog at your birthday while having your schlοng up my fυt".

is that "fut" is in foot as we say in Scotland?

To be fair , knowledge of history is of no real benefit , any more so than knowing where Manchester City finished in 1976 .

We need to teach folk how to think and problem solve rather than fill their heads with pointless facts and figures about the past.

Exactly my thoughts, Coachbuster.

Do wah Diddy 20 Dec 13:55
CANY 1666 MEANS NOTHING TO ME,I CANT REMEMBER EVERYTHING



Do wah Diddy 20 Dec 13:58
IS IT DIRECTORY ENQUIRIERIES

PMFSL :^0