Pointless things on Amazon

PYRAMID DE VIE PENDANT. NATURAL ENERGY BIO CERAMIC SCALAR PENDANT £99

256mb memory chip. £1,957.43
bit overpriced imo

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kingston-KTA-G4133-256-256MB-Module/dp/B00006BBXP/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1261255152&sr=1-2

novelty usb exercise mouse, the faster you type the faster he pedals. £5,000.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Novelty-Exercise-Faster-faster-pedals/dp/B0012GLD2A/ref=sr_1_35?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1261255485&sr=1-35

His n Hers wedding rings £9,999,999

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gold-3-Piece-Wedding-Brilliant-Diamonds/dp/B002U0D3KW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=jewelry&qid=1261255694&sr=1-1

5000! for a usb mouse

no free p+p so ill pass thanks

crocodiles

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

1,285 5 star reviews

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

A boat full of holes.