what is your most embarassing body part?

*too

My third nipple.

Having to strap my schlong to my thigh when I go to the shops has always been a problem.

I have hairy eyes.

my**

or my**

wart on the end of my**

I have sideburns behind my ears.

I have a big conker like my hero Barry Manilow

mines allways hard, i must have viagra running through my vains

my bell-end is the size of a ripe conker

Dan :D :D

Mate has a tatoo he regrets. "100% beef" on his dicks

how many does he have?

I've got a **** the size of a ****ing **** on the end of my ****

too many bleeps for me

I've got a **** the size of a ****ing **** on the end of my ****

I've got a gimp the size of a bucking bull on the end of my d1ck?

It's good but it's not right

my testicles are the size of space hoppers

An old rotting torso which I found in the Hertfordshire countryside

I've got a **** the size of a ****ing **** on the end of my ****

I've got a wart the size of a fecking moon on the end of my c u n t?

my face - its feckin hideous

:D

my third eye
people keep pointing 3 fingers at me saying
im gonna poke your fkin eyes out