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*too
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My third nipple.
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Having to strap my schlong to my thigh when I go to the shops has always been a problem.
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I have hairy eyes.
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my**
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or my**
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wart on the end of my**
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I have sideburns behind my ears.
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I have a big conker like my hero Barry Manilow
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mines allways hard, i must have viagra running through my vains
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my bell-end is the size of a ripe conker
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Dan :D :D
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Mate has a tatoo he regrets. "100% beef" on his dicks
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how many does he have?
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I've got a **** the size of a ****ing **** on the end of my ****
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too many bleeps for me
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I've got a **** the size of a ****ing **** on the end of my ****
I've got a gimp the size of a bucking bull on the end of my d1ck? |
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It's good but it's not right
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my testicles are the size of space hoppers
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An old rotting torso which I found in the Hertfordshire countryside
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I've got a **** the size of a ****ing **** on the end of my ****
I've got a wart the size of a fecking moon on the end of my c u n t? |
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my face - its feckin hideous
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my third eye
people keep pointing 3 fingers at me saying im gonna poke your fkin eyes out |