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By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.
No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.
Seriously though, if you are, do.
Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no **ing joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are **ed and you are **ing us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your **ing soul, kill yourself.
Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke..." there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, **ing hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil **ing makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.
I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."
Oh man, I am not doing that. You **ing evil**bags!
"Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing."
Godammit, I'm not doing that, you**-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every **ing thing on this planet!
"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that."
God, I'm just caught in a **ing web.
"Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..."
How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like **ing babies at night, don't you?
"What didya do today honey?"
"Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight." [snores] "Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?" [snores] "Yeah, you know the mums will love it." [snores]
Sleep like **ing children, don't ya, this is your world isn't it?
No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.
Seriously though, if you are, do.
Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no **ing joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are **ed and you are **ing us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your **ing soul, kill yourself.
Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke..." there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, **ing hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil **ing makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.
I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."
Oh man, I am not doing that. You **ing evil**bags!
"Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing."
Godammit, I'm not doing that, you**-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every **ing thing on this planet!
"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that."
God, I'm just caught in a **ing web.
"Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..."
How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like **ing babies at night, don't you?
"What didya do today honey?"
"Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight." [snores] "Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?" [snores] "Yeah, you know the mums will love it." [snores]
Sleep like **ing children, don't ya, this is your world isn't it?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo
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never heard him bit he sems to use the word cabbages a lot
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He's the pin-up boy for evryone who is into stand-up comedy - and no one can argue with them coz he's been dead for years
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i thought it was that guy off never mind the buzzcocks who looks like he is out of Lord of the Rings but it didnt sound like the sort of thing he would say
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stevie_p 18 Dec 15:12
Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke..." there's no joke here whatsoever. Or anywhere else during his career imo. |
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on why it was impossible to shoot Kennedy from Oswald's room in the book depository:
"Not unless Oswald was hanging by his toes, upside-down from the ledge... surely someone would have seen this. Either that or some pigeons grabbed onto him, and flew him over the motorcade. You know, there was rumors of anti-Castro pigeons seen drinking in bars the night before the assassination. Someone overheard them saying 'Coup, coup!' " that's a good joke Brother |
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Back and to the left.
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Coup, brilliant.
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yep, you're welcome :D
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:)
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Who would you class as a good comedian then Mouzon?
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I've seen some of his stuff on tv and he was above average, but the audience are so annoying I had to flip channels :(
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