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For the next hour I would like to be entertained, post what you want, a joke, a story, a limerick etc etc and I shall rate you.
The best post in the next hour wins the Club22 Unearths New Talent (C U N T) award and will hold the honour until I deem fit.
Right, let's see who wants the title the most.... fire away and form an orderly queue....
Who is first?
The best post in the next hour wins the Club22 Unearths New Talent (C U N T) award and will hold the honour until I deem fit.
Right, let's see who wants the title the most.... fire away and form an orderly queue....
Who is first?
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There was a guy called club22
A twaat of a man it is true
Yes its always the same
It is a real shame
That his bottom smells of pooh!
A twaat of a man it is true
Yes its always the same
It is a real shame
That his bottom smells of pooh!
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A man walks into a pub and asks for a pint of Adenosine Triphosphate. The bartender says, "that'll be 80p."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LwCXLx0SyM
I can also do this but don't have a video of it. Hopefully you'll take my word for it.
I can also do this but don't have a video of it. Hopefully you'll take my word for it.
Mr Nibbs... whooshhhh, straight over my cranium 0/10, if you pass go DO NOT collect 200.
HH... I'll take your work for it, 8/10
NEXT PLEASE
HH... I'll take your work for it, 8/10
NEXT PLEASE
When Club 22 searched Chit Chat for talent
The response was decidedly rank
So he said "Sod it!" and turned off his computer
And went upstairs for a ..... sleep
The response was decidedly rank
So he said "Sod it!" and turned off his computer
And went upstairs for a ..... sleep
10/10
HRH congrats you have officially won the C U N T award until further notice. Good luck and enjoy your title.
Club22
HRH congrats you have officially won the C U N T award until further notice. Good luck and enjoy your title.
Club22
And not for the first time (may as well get in myself before some other bandit says it).
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