How do i make my own Oyster + Spring Onion sauce??????

First catch your oyster and onion.....

Ingredients:

Then chuck it all down the pan to cut out the middle man.

Blue Dragon make a nice one. Probably as good as any you can make at home.

;)

man walks into a restaurant famed for serving any and every dish in the world.

right then , thinks he - and orders elephants tonsils on toast


after a few minutes a shame faced , embarrassed waiter says

'i'm sorry sir - we've run out of bread'


Oi !!!

Oh no !!! :(

WTF is Oyster water

Urine found in shells.