Circumcision

Mr Porky's pork scratchings have an alledged vested interest.

saves pulling back the foreskin :)

Look under yours then you'll know why.

it must be there for a reason in the first place, Like an eyelid.

cruelty innit

just like letting chickens bleed to death by slitting their throats

do Jews really remove it at birth + why?

I thought women enjoyed pulling back the foreskin? just like opening a present, no?

lmao punter not at all

They wanna lick it like a kid licks a lollypop so the wrapper just an annoyance innit

innit lozzy u are correct

ladycakes

I have heard that ladies don't know what to do with a circumsized willy

i'll never understand the female sex

The "religious" idea is about contract (or covenant) and separation. In the Old Testament, it separates the Jews - it symbolizes their part of the contract with Yahweh (God) - the shedding of skin and blood at the most important point, literally, the "point" of manhood.

In the New Testament the idea reaches its fulfillment when Jesus (Yahweh) sheds his skin and blood on the cross - the crucifix is the "knife" here...and Paul goes on to say, "Now your HEARTS have been circumcised..." (paraphrase) so there is no longer any need for the old circumcision - an EXTERNAL sign, as the real, INTERNAL sign is here.

So, to sum up...circumcision of**represents LAW...circumcision of heart represents GRACE.

I always thought it was just to make bl0wjobs easier?

So there you are - you can't even type *****.

Schlong, trousersnake, tadjer, et-ceteraa, et-ceteraa...

lol lot of hassle to be honest , i wouldnt though , i dnt do** sucking :)

now come on ladycakes, bet you like it down there, bit of give and take, it's only the size of a bean down there, we could easily bite it off, bet you widnae like that?

Very informative Velasquez, but it just isnt right

lmao punter that has left me shocked

Mmmm...really...?

"isnt right" isn't right IMO...

females also get it done in some religions

I had guessed it would..........nah men won't bite it off by mistake

but imagine licking a bean for ages? it's very tiring on the tongue, and yes the tongue is a muscle!...and they say ladies have it hard!, well I mean in another context

indeed the whip the old hood off , must be sensitive as hell , i may have it done lol

well punter the tongue is the strongest muscle on the body , for just that reason

Yes - in "some" religions - but not Judaism or Christianity.

"The religion that dare not speak its name..."

does it happen to female jews?

some women don't like cheese

why only men Velasq

It must be to do with the Adam ("Man") and Eve story - the "fall" was the man's fault, not the woman's fault.

ladycakes, whipping the hood off may make it sensitive as hell, at least you have your outer hole to protect it

our bellend is sensitive , especially at younger age, that's what our hood is there for!

or else the pants/boxers would rub it red raw

The fall ????

Yes, Sir - see The Complete Peel Sessions 1978-2004.

lmao punter point taken i think

pleased you agree ladycakes

although they say with the foreskin is taken off, it's suppose to be better, but I think they went through the rubraw-reddishness at young age


I can remember when I was 12-13ish, my pen!s started growing, and it forced itself out of its foreskin, and the bellend was sore from the rubbing of underwear, now its not sensitive anymore but the bit underneath the foreskin is still sensitive

lmao thanks for that info , go commando then

Brilliant thread! all the cut hamptons trying to justify themselves!

mother nature put it there so you should keep it there

don't want to go commando, don't want my trousers to smell unevenly

lol thats gross , try washing it , u never know when u may need it

I always wash them, I just don't like my trouser parts sticking up my bum without the protection of underwear

ffs

yes greggs?

It's about as useful as the appendix. And will go the same way.

Since being circumsized reduces the chances of contracting, eg AIDS, by about 50%, it will - through social and epigenetic pressures - eventually disappear.

And always remember, cheese is the Devil's smegma.

Is not.

Oh yes it is.

At times like this, it's best to remember the words of Voltaire : "A man who does not like cheese - especially fully mature English cheddar - has taken leave of his senses..."

wash the hood daily and no smegma

Too much information, snooch.

if guys get cheesey smegma, what do girls get?

I insist you be bound and thrown into holy water, Vel. If you float - truly cheese is the Devil's smegma. If you don't, who cares?

Seems fair to me.

Also this, from Moliere : "There is something inexpressibly MARVELOUS about cheese..."

Words from cheese-eating surrender-monkeys to support your case? Fragile.....

And this from me - Cheese is fackin' 'orrible.

The fact that you two hate cheese explains a lot!

Shut up you scottish basturt, me and bodil are always right, especially in matters of cheese.

"How can you 'ave a Ploughman's without a nice bit o'cheese...? You can't!" Fred Dinenage.

Indeed it does. 99.999999999% certitude.

It's just rotten milk with abundant stinking bacteria.

I've never had a Ploughmans lunchbox.

But that's like saying...er...coal is...I mean diamonds are just...er...like compressed coal 'n' sh1t, yeah...?

cheese is food of the gods, i'm fae Scotland too.

There are very few ploughmen around these days. Make the connection yourself.

Me tae, SNOOCH - ye cannae beat a nice bit a' McLelland's Seriously Strong Cheddar...wi' Branston Pickle.

hate the blue mouldy stinky stuff

Heathens

Too true Velasq, did they also sponsor Killie

They did sponsor Killie - didn't want to mention that...they used to have SERIOUSLY STRONG CHEDDAR on their shirts, didn't they?

just Seriously Strong, no chedder

Are you sure, Snooch? Tried to google it, but couldn't find the old shirt.

snapping the banjo string is a sore one

snapping the banjo string is a sore one

especially twice Gash

not 100% at this time V, i used to go to Rugby Park

They should make Jim Jefferies Scotland boss.

he wishes. last pay day and get him out the nightmare he is in

You never know - Willie Ormond was St.Johnstone boss and he did well...maybe Jim Jefferies deserves a chance like that.

what team did/do you fellow?

Celtic, SNOOCH!

So why do Killie NEVER beat Rangers ??

There was an article in the paper the other day about the last Killie team to win the league.

cos Jim Jeffries is fυcking hopeless

I never liked him, dunno why he has a good reputation in Scotland

would never like him to be manager of Dundee nor he ever will be, am pleased with jocky Scott, a real Dundee man through and through