How good is your life?

awesome thanks

Life's pretty good thanks. Money in the bank. Nice family and friends, none of whom I've had any rift with in the last few years. Nice flat. Could do with getting laid a bit more frequently, but then who couldn't?

Tiger

^
lol

Close. I'm David Mellor.

baillifs knocking on the door.
upto my eyeballs in debt.
no car,onthe brink of repossesion.
not great...but at least i have my good looks

not bad still smiling

Very very good.

Earning about £250K a year through betting, happily married for 3 years. Just about to buy a house and have kids.

Step Dad recently died, which was pretty tough.

Overall pretty good though

Mustn`t grumble,how`s your Berts lumbago

?

on about your looks again alex :D. and you have lady down the road aswel. So things aren't all that bad.

very very good thanks for asking

Got fk all, owe loads, hate my job. On the other hand, I am not Clarky9 or Barney, so all good.

With a body like mine, awesome.

With a cat like mine, awesome.

Clarky, what do you lose in PC charges? Think I may be liable soon.

20%

So bad The Samaritans ring me up every day.

Thanks clarky

If you phone the Samaritans inm Pakistan they ask if you can drive before they ask if you're suicidal.

Clarky9 11 Dec 13:05
Very very good.
Earning about £250K a year through betting

What's your turnover to win that much clarky,if you don't mind me asking?

Hhas just one certain £1 HEINZ

6/10

quite funny charlie

I couldnt be happier.

Multi millionaire, gorgeous wife, even better looking mistress, massive mantion and Lambo in the driveway.

mansion eboue

And a gooner to boot

Mr E's real name is David Watts

Wish I could be like.........

What the hell was i thinking?

Mansion ffs.

I must run. I have a 19 year old Russian to service.

blackburn is a closet Gooner at heart.

Deep inside he knows this.

He will soon be donning the beautiful red and white shirt and sipping latte's with the best of us :)

Mr E, a few years back I met some gooner pals before the Spurs game at Highbury, lovely meal with wine at Covent Garden, your lot won 1-0 and I had a look at how the other half live. I'm used to 4 pints a bagel and 0-1 v Stoke

19 year old Russian to service?

Isn't it a bit too dark to do an oil change on your 1990 Lada Riva Estate?

lol.

Did Reyes get the winner in that game?

You gunna turn Wolves over tomorow?

I was at their place a few weeks back. If they play like they did against us you could eclipse that 9-1 job you did on Wigan. They were shambolic.

Spurs -3 could be worth a few quid.

Svetlana. 19 years old. Gymnast.

She's ok.

Let me be the judge - pictures please ;)

Yes Reyes scored, a class player that lad but like Walnut no balls.

I'm never confident but could be a cricket score tomorrow EE, I saw Wolves at Chelsea and it was sheer damage limitation, if Spurs score early they'll get plenty. Whoplays left back for Wolves, every chance a red card imo

Christ dont talk to me about Walcott. I've had about as much as I can take from him. Typical English player - clueless in possesion and no heart.

Dont say that to your mate mikenicholls he's got the right hump with me

Mikenicholls is a good guy but like our manager he cannot criticise any Arsenal player.

If I say Walcott lacks heart he immideately launches a defensive attack.

He cant see any weakness in our squad.

Come to think of it mikenicholls could well be Arsene Wenger!

Haha!

Lets be honest EE Wenger knows the shortcomings, his whole demeanour has changed for me, every game is massive now for you lot, interesting to see if they cope with the pressure. That is what will find Spurs out, too many softies

We wont win anything.

We have far too many fancy Dans who lack the balls for a scrap.

Players are all too friendly nowadays. Our only hope is a long term injury to the likes of Drogba or Rooney.

Sad state of affairs indeed :(

Yep, the new Spurs I'm afraid EE, easy on the eye but fragile