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jonah f*cking louis; shoot his bl00dy cavalry
brussels sprouts; pointless
not being able to get to the bar in my local cos it's filled with banking tw@ts from london visiting their holiday homes
children being off school
w h smith moving all the f*cking magazines about
christmas pudding, who invented this shoite?
no racing
my american neighbour covering his house with flashing reindeer that can be seen from the moon
visiting my parents and getting another jumper three sizes too large
joke socks with santas on
queues in waitrose; usually banking tw@t wives filling up the cupboards with salmon and chablis
pipes of pish; the wrong mccartney died
not being able to sleep due to flashing reindeer across the lane
carol singers who sing one line of away in a manger and demand money
snow (except when carol singers can't get round)
mulled wine; german battery acid with cloves and a dead cat in it
cliff, please fall off one you closet poof richard
my girlfriends incinerated turkey dinner with dry veg and cranberry glue gravy
being woken at 4am on xmas day by kids jumping on the bed
dfs adverts, just go bankrupt for good please
people who send "e-xmas cards" - you lazy nobs
tesco, facists
the queens speech, parasite
dog with the sh*ts after eating the inedible turkey we couldn't eat
two ronnies 1974 xmas special which wasn't funny in 1974
noels bedside childrens hopital stick your fingers down your throat xmas cringefest
postman knocking on the door with a letter 1 inch too big in the hope of a tip (the rest of the year it would be stuffed through so why not in december u greedy cretins?)
partypoppers
children with partypoppers
the dog wearing a cone party hat and pom poms for a laugh
having to play trivial pursuit with a four year old
said four year old singing "mr hankey the christmas poo" at dinner
having to go to church on xmas eve and being surrounded by london holiday homers pretending to be locals; cvnts feck off
people turning up out the blue to say hello and have a drink right in the middle of the two ronnies
people saying merry xmas when they don't know you
people who tell you how many xmas cards they have had each year since 1963
chavs who put reindeer ears on their babies
x factor
people who spend a fiver on a present, tight wads
christmas staff called britney who for the rest of the year are unemployable
christmas tree lights that work right up to the moment you finish the fvcking tree
the kids stealing the chocs from my advent caledar
visit from the local policeman asking me not to shoot at the flashing reindeer across the lane with an air rifle
as you can see, i love it; merry xmas everyone
brussels sprouts; pointless
not being able to get to the bar in my local cos it's filled with banking tw@ts from london visiting their holiday homes
children being off school
w h smith moving all the f*cking magazines about
christmas pudding, who invented this shoite?
no racing
my american neighbour covering his house with flashing reindeer that can be seen from the moon
visiting my parents and getting another jumper three sizes too large
joke socks with santas on
queues in waitrose; usually banking tw@t wives filling up the cupboards with salmon and chablis
pipes of pish; the wrong mccartney died
not being able to sleep due to flashing reindeer across the lane
carol singers who sing one line of away in a manger and demand money
snow (except when carol singers can't get round)
mulled wine; german battery acid with cloves and a dead cat in it
cliff, please fall off one you closet poof richard
my girlfriends incinerated turkey dinner with dry veg and cranberry glue gravy
being woken at 4am on xmas day by kids jumping on the bed
dfs adverts, just go bankrupt for good please
people who send "e-xmas cards" - you lazy nobs
tesco, facists
the queens speech, parasite
dog with the sh*ts after eating the inedible turkey we couldn't eat
two ronnies 1974 xmas special which wasn't funny in 1974
noels bedside childrens hopital stick your fingers down your throat xmas cringefest
postman knocking on the door with a letter 1 inch too big in the hope of a tip (the rest of the year it would be stuffed through so why not in december u greedy cretins?)
partypoppers
children with partypoppers
the dog wearing a cone party hat and pom poms for a laugh
having to play trivial pursuit with a four year old
said four year old singing "mr hankey the christmas poo" at dinner
having to go to church on xmas eve and being surrounded by london holiday homers pretending to be locals; cvnts feck off
people turning up out the blue to say hello and have a drink right in the middle of the two ronnies
people saying merry xmas when they don't know you
people who tell you how many xmas cards they have had each year since 1963
chavs who put reindeer ears on their babies
x factor
people who spend a fiver on a present, tight wads
christmas staff called britney who for the rest of the year are unemployable
christmas tree lights that work right up to the moment you finish the fvcking tree
the kids stealing the chocs from my advent caledar
visit from the local policeman asking me not to shoot at the flashing reindeer across the lane with an air rifle
as you can see, i love it; merry xmas everyone
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Given your hatred of London banking tw@ts I'm going to guess you live in north Norfolk?
With you on the Trivial Pursuits........whoever comes up with those Q's should be shot in the face.
not being a child .and realising what a foooked up world we really live in, and that xmass is the biggest load of old bolixus ever invented ,other than that its ok ..
elise, looks like you got it all covered :(
bah humbug
bah humbug
Thinly Veiled '' im not a fan of Christmas '' Thread
elise
Hang yourself now and do the world a favour, as a Chistmas gesture.
Hang yourself now and do the world a favour, as a Chistmas gesture.
ROFL. A cracking list, i eagerly await the post about things you hate at easter ;)
mulled wine; german battery acid with cloves and a dead cat in it
:^0
:^0
What about old people buying you those jellied sugary frut sweets which no-one else likes.
Anyone mentioned near continual perfume advertisements?
Sending Christmas cards to people I dont like, and the queues at the supermarkets.
What do they buy all that stuff for when most of it must end up in the bin?
The chore of taking most of my presents to the charity shop in the New Year.(nap)
What do they buy all that stuff for when most of it must end up in the bin?
The chore of taking most of my presents to the charity shop in the New Year.(nap)
Pull the curtains closed, lock the doors and watch all the programmes clogging up the V+
DarkDagger 11 Dec 02:27
Given your hatred of London banking tw@ts I'm going to guess you live in north Norfolk?
I'm gonna go for Devon/Cornwall
Given your hatred of London banking tw@ts I'm going to guess you live in north Norfolk?
I'm gonna go for Devon/Cornwall
the definitive Christmas thread imo. Excellent work.
Any cnut over the age of 5 calling it 'Chrimbo'
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