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09 Dec 09
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she crossed her legs and her hedgehog winked at me, unfortunately it had a nose bleed.
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didn't she have one of those tampons with holly printed on it?
For the Christmas period.
For the Christmas period.
She smiled at me, i hope she's on there next week when her shrub swine is better.
Yeah, her bush pig did look a bit unruly she must have been a Southern European.
it better not have been amanda knox in hiding? i.e. forcing you to look under her skirt and not her face?
No i'd recognise that thicket pork again anywhere.
Sure she wasn't offering it to you as an umbrella holder on your weary commute home? Ungrateful fecker.
I'm sure that she didn't know i saw her privet sow, she had a bit of a Sharon Stone moment.
so you were looking upskirt before you knew she was gonna turn it?
you dirty perv
you dirty perv
JM. You sound like an immature adolescent. I would have a little sympathy for your attitude if you were still at school, but I would still encourage a more mature dialogue. If you are an adult there is no hope for you.
Actually i was generally scanning the train for terrorists (as you do) when her boundary boar just copped an eyeful of me, shame about the daddies ketchup.
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The only suspect package on that train was in your pants
are you sure that the seat was not burst and the stuffing was hanging out? some of these trains are in very poor condition.
8sid 09 Dec 20:19
what line was you on?
8sid mate, this is a joke thread.
:D
what line was you on?
8sid mate, this is a joke thread.
:D
Kevin1958 09 Dec 19:59
JM. You sound like an immature adolescent. I would have a little sympathy for your attitude if you were still at school, but I would still encourage a more mature dialogue. If you are an adult there is no hope for you.
Kevin1958 this is a joke thread, don't be so serious, laughter is the best medicine.
Don't think it will cure swine flu though.
JM. You sound like an immature adolescent. I would have a little sympathy for your attitude if you were still at school, but I would still encourage a more mature dialogue. If you are an adult there is no hope for you.
Kevin1958 this is a joke thread, don't be so serious, laughter is the best medicine.
Don't think it will cure swine flu though.
well hello lucy, since veryone else is too scared to
haha witchdoctor
so vile, you need lucy to help you, get yer brain back to normal
so vile, you need lucy to help you, get yer brain back to normal
Perhaps her hedge pig had swine flu hence the Danniella Westbrook septum.
http://everythingabouteastenders.today.com/files/2009/05/danniellamos0605_45...
Just say no, to sandpaper tissues. Oh and cocaine !!
Yuckyuckyuck!
Once had one having her nether regions round my head and you could clearly smell she was on the blob. Made me gag and nearly puked. Why do so many women stink as **k down there when they're on?
Once had one having her nether regions round my head and you could clearly smell she was on the blob. Made me gag and nearly puked. Why do so many women stink as **k down there when they're on?
Biker walks into a pub and asks the landlord for the most unusual real ale that is available. The landlord grabs a pint pot and puts some hops in it, then some barley and a little splash of water. He then reaches under his counter and pulls out a live rodent, grabs a cleaver and beheads it. After squeezing all the blood into the pint pot he crams the carcus in as well and says "there you go mate, a pint of RAT".
The biker says "I can't drink that", "why?" replied the landlord.
"There's no head on it"
The biker says "I can't drink that", "why?" replied the landlord.
"There's no head on it"
why are ppl scared to say hello to this lucy:? and who is lucY?
She was on the train again tonight only this time her lemon squeezer was crushing a mouse.
Can't wait a week. I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow in Spanish.
¿Quisiera usted venir conmigo para una bebida o sólo sentarse sobre mi cara?
she'll prolly say "did these tampons yer selling come oot the back of a lorry?"
oh yea, that situation you have
did ye get cider for tonight?
did ye get cider for tonight?
lol i dont have a situation , and no cider for me , i told u im being a good girl and keeping off the booze , i have to for my own sanity , iv nearly been sectioned on booze lol
Oi !!! get off my train, i'm trying to cop a look of this birds *****
you being a good girl?
haha, one wonders why you were down?
don't be naughty now
haha, one wonders why you were down?
don't be naughty now
im always a good girl , providing i stay off the booze!!
now Hugador Mehor, it's not nice to as a lady if she is on a period
Save a week every month, 12-13 a year, 1 year every 4, 10 years in 40, almost 20 years in a lifetime.
I was chatting up a girl in a nightclub once, but she said she was on her menstural cycle, i said thats OK i'll follow you on my moped.
deary me , wish u men could have periods or even childbirth
JUGADOR MEJOR 10 Dec 21:37
I was chatting up a girl in a nightclub once, but she said she was on her menstural cycle, i said thats OK i'll follow you on my moped
err no
that's basically like saying a woman telling me she has a mecerdes and moi saying OK I'll follow you in my rusty Ford Capri
I was chatting up a girl in a nightclub once, but she said she was on her menstural cycle, i said thats OK i'll follow you on my moped
err no
that's basically like saying a woman telling me she has a mecerdes and moi saying OK I'll follow you in my rusty Ford Capri
Anyway her Mercedes had a scratch on the wing. Snobby **!!
caused by greasy pony-tailer girls on the street knowing they have no chance, so they'll scratch the Merc, but left yours alone knowing it's already rusty but might have a chance with you
Lick it? I sh@g it.
I once sh@gged a Princess and it got jealous.
I once sh@gged a Princess and it got jealous.
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