Why is a Sunday matinee cheaper than a weekday evening

to attract people out of the Churches .

You'll find that most of the actors you have gone to see have been 'replaced' by people you've never heard of, also, coachloads of pensioners take over meaning the theatre will smell of p1ss and you won't hear anthing except Werthers being unwrapped.

^^Wertherist !! ^^

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