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Microwave meal, free online film, four pack and a w@nk to get you off to sleep.
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*no microwave in room
Otherwise a fair suggestion! |
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Pringles and a dip.
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Once you pop you won't stop
pop the Pringles popcorn with your film pop open them cans for a tipple then just before you retire POP YOUR GIZ ON THE CURTAINS |
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Get a bus to Colchester. If you can't pull there then it's time to either join a monastery or move to San Francisco.
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