Best REMEDY for an itchy HOOP?

Helps who? you, or your boyfriend?

:^0

Roger, this will do you no harm either.

Roger this, will do you no harm either.

is the correct punctuation.

put some spit on it , always works for me ;)

Is Ladycakes is a sales assistant in a chemist?

Savlon not really working

i did use to work for boots :)

try marmalade, with the bits in it.

slap some nappy rash cream on it

remember my gran telling me once to try a little unsalted butter. I have some Lurpak in the fridge, off to give it a try.

Marlon Brando always swore by a fingerfull of Lurpak imo.

watch out for the trombone

ask you boyfriend to give it a good rimming

Itchy no more, Lurpak is king. Take note as we all suffer from an itchy hoop at some time in our lives.

how old r u?

Andy Murray wants a date with smooch.

Andy - I don't go near pubs with rainbow flags above the door. sorry.