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know a policeman?
how motivated are they?
I have visions of them sat in the station saying `we can`t come out to the burglary you are reporting, we`re too busy`
how motivated are they?
I have visions of them sat in the station saying `we can`t come out to the burglary you are reporting, we`re too busy`
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Knew one very well once, regularly sat in the van smoking weed. Most days him and his mate went for tea at the local brasses house for an extra long smoky afternoon.
Barely arrested anyone in three years, was either too scared or felt sorry for them, so eventually got the boot. This was early 80's. Leave out the weed and it's not too far from today for many of them. |
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Crime can't crack itself !
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Sisterinlaw and other half are both coppers. she is excellent. oh, and fkable.
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Insider documentary a few years back had half the old bill in Leicester hiding in car parks eating KFC, no real suprise.
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Why wasn't it ?
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one of our local cops has been in the papers for the large number of arrests he makes.Prasied for his effort and commitment.
In fact, a few years back he ran up our drive and on the lawn chasing a thug. question is, why aren`t more fit enough or motivated enough |
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Because I live there and they regularly used to go missing in action. Less so since they were shown up on national tv.
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i went out with a rozzer for 6 years...she didnt give a fack
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1 of the parents at wolsey jr is a copper. now, im wary of coppers - never off duty, etc, but this blokes alrite. but then again, he isnt the normal 2bob wangker that the everyday punter has to endure. he does bodyguard duty for the PM and MP's, etc. spent 2 hours the other day, listening to some of his stories.
apparently, gordon brown is an arrogant twunt, mo mowlam used to try and lose the bodyguard, because 'she thought it was fun' and prescott is a real pr1ck. he said that bliar at least acknowledged the bodyguards existence and was polite. the best was, by all accounts, thatcher. he actually admitted wanting to knock out prescott, cos he was such a cunnt. and he thinks that traffic coppers are the lowest common denominator. apparently, they take great pleasure in trying to nick him, because he has done well for himself. |
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mate was a poilceman we went out for drinks and he told me drive home after i'd consumed beer! bit**some of em...i didn't drive home btw..
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oh dear !
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often have to call police to my business in summer .the blode girl that often attends makes it a pleasure dealing with them.
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Mum burgled 3 weeks ago whilst in hospital.
The cops finally got back to me after TWO weeks. The officer said she was calling about the burglary at my FATHERS house. He has been dead 8 years!! No leads she claimed. "What about the chap recognised by a neighbour" i asked? She knew nothing about it despite me having called in with the name. U could not make it up!!! |
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A chap came to view my house with chav kids in tow. He was wearing a dirty football shirt, was unshaven and had a big bogey hanging down.
Next time i saw him he was in uniform!! |
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In the past 12 years under New Lab, the police have been told to employ people because of their colour, race , religion and sexual gender. and not on the ability of making a good copper...ITS NOT THAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FCK, ITS JUST THAT THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF SOLVING CRIMES AND THEY ARE 5HIT SCARED OF OFFENDING SOMEONE IN CASE THEY LOSE THEIR JOBS..SO IF THEY STAY OUT OF THE WAY,THEY CAN DO NO WRONG...
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Hard tough basterrds used to be employed cos they got the job done. Now Tarquin with his scociology degree is the prime candidate, slap your heads and weep.
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My grandson applied and was told that there were "recruiting restrictions currently in place" and
they were unable to employ him. However, if he was a **sexual, that would be nice for the force quotas. :-( |
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LMAO ... This forum's capacity for fiction is almost endless :^0
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yes, it is true **sexuals can go a long way in the force, re Brian Paddick
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Gloucestershire Police were turning down white recruits and only employing minorities.
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I agree with Orioles. Absolute nonsense being spouted on here !
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Is a pink frilly shirt allowed on the beat ?
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Helmets are to have a reduced radius dome to stop minaret connotations.
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Why, are the police wearing see through trousers now speedy? :)
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I've been arrested, by appointment, a couple of times (for white collar crimes) and they were totally professional. Although I did detect an undercurrent of 'don't really care how this works out attitude'.
No further action in both cases. |
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I know a few in London.
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